Inflammatory Thread Simulator

[ssaannttoo]

None of you are cute.

 

[ben909]

*gets a battery powered car and points and laughs at people getting 4,5, or 6$ gas*

 

[Punji]

*Yawns*

 

[Yakamaru]

*purges everyone and everything with a heavy flamer*

 

[ben909]

uses watergun to put out fires

 

[ssaannttoo]

*kicks your shins and hides all the anti-inflammatory medications*

 

[ben909]

'fixes' your dog by dipping its parts in acid... or at least sends a convincing fake video of a paper model being diped with your dogs face and body photoshopped over it

 

[ssaannttoo]

*pees on your mother in retaliation*

 

[TrixieFox]

*pees on your mother in retaliation*

I OPEN THIS THREAD FOR THE FIRST TIME TO SEE THIS???

 

[ssaannttoo]

I OPEN THIS THREAD FOR THE FIRST TIME TO SEE THIS???

*tips hat*

I open you for the first time and all I see is organs and stuff, imagine how disappointed I was when you werent a piñata.

 

[ben909]

gives out single pieces of popcorn for halloween instead of candy

 

[TyraWadman]

gives out single pieces of popcorn for halloween instead of candy

*Hands out individually portioned raisins*

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

*Hands out individually portioned raisins*

Bleh. Raisin not good for doge.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Well ackshually everything that's been said so far is false because *nitpicks*

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Blah blah blaaah. Me me blahh. Blah blah blahh blah me me me...

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

Actually, me. Me me me.

 

[ben909]

"actually, your me's have a point for it is YOU that is the problems, all of then, thw world would be perfect if not for your comment" <somehow links members i don't like into this comment as well>

 

[Faustus]

None of this matters since we're all going to die soon anyway.

 

[Punji]

*Steals your unassigned parking spot*

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

*puts orange cone in my new parking spot, to save it*

 

[ben909]

*Steals your unassigned parking spot*

*siphons your gas*

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Polishes one wheel on your car

 

[ben909]

*Steals your unassigned parking spot*

*siphons your gas*

adding to this act of spite, my car is battery powered, so i am just dumping the gas on the ground rather then using it myself

 

[Nexus Cabler]

*Periodically ask each other for sources*
*Neither of us plan on reading them*
*Nothing was learned from this exchange*

 

[Yakamaru]

*siphons your gas*

*freezes and eats your gas*