Inflammatory Thread Simulator

[Rimna]

*exists*

 

[a sleepy kitty]

"Hay guise, wutz goin on in dis thred??"

 

[Yakamaru]

*tells people NOT to panic. It's only a crocodile in the office*

 

[RamblingRenegade]

tells myself I matter *listens to the laughter*

 

[a sleepy kitty]

"WHERE ARE THE TURTLES???!!

WHERE ARE THEY???!"

 

[ben909]

"the mc rib does not deserve to come back"

 

[ben909]

complains about political text message spam, but posts screenshots of annoying ones, setting up a possible fire

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Attempts to use a post to start a presidential campaign for a niche political ideology.

 

[Rimna]

*Drinks 3 red bulls a day, half a bottle of vodka, eats fast foods, smokes 2 packs a day and spends entire nights in casinos*

"Man, this daylights saving bullshit cutting off 1 hour of my sleep is really unhealthy and prevents me from resting well."

 

[a sleepy kitty]

*blares Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt at max volume*

 

[Punji]

 

[RamblingRenegade]

you order your fast food, have to wait 20 minutes, sandwich is hot, fries are ice cold

 

[Rimna]

Do as I say, not as I do.

*commits crimes against humanity*

 

[Frank Gulotta]

"Treat others the way you want to be treated!" *is a masochist*

 

[Yakamaru]

>"Behave in accordance with how you want to be perceived"
>Behaves like utter shit

 

[Punji]

*Loudly plays the bagpipes*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Unvirgins your olive oil*

 

[Nexus Cabler]

*Looks at extremely long wall of text someone responded to me with*

"I'm not going to read all of that"

 

[TyraWadman]

*Looks at extremely long wall of text someone responded to me with*

"I'm not going to read all of that"

I love your new fursona!

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Whoever reads this has cooties.

 

[Nexus Cabler]

Nice try. I got the cooties vaccine and the booster. Cope and seethe, you licentious fiend. >:v

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

*siphons your gas*

*freezes and eats your gas*

I look haughtily upon you dirty, stinky gas guzzlers from my electric car

 

[Amepix]

Whoever read this has just began to read something. And you didn't realize until I pointed out that read and read are spelled the same way!

 

[ben909]

I look haughtily upon you dirty, stinky gas guzzlers from my electric car

*hijacks your charger*

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

*hijacks your charger*

*Steals your car battery*