Pirate Fox Mom
*Accuses everyone here of being in league with Santa!*
*Kicks all of the wild mushrooms she sees now*have not taken phone case off in over a year
last phone case lasted phone 4 years
*Removes your watch battery and doesn't even put it back together**Breaks every law under the sun*
"It was just a joke bro, just my freedom of speech"
Santa isn't real and neither is free will!*Accuses everyone here of being in league with Santa!*
Nyurd!!!(It's actually the standard price of most haircut places, so it carries the implication that someone isn't high class enough to criticize me with my fantastic dragon rockstar hair.)
Your love life is just an ad campaign for glizzy gobbling.*Posts anti-furry propaganda*
Foot pics or it didn't happen*Admits sometimes it's pretty funny*
*Swipes left**links Tinder profile*
Who even are you???Oh NOW you've done it!