Insult the poster above you

[ssaannttoo]

If you were half as old as you are now you'd still be twice as old as me

 

[Deleted member 111470]

You're so fat that when you roll over, you fall from both sides of the bed at the same time.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're so hairy your name should be Garry?

 

[Frank Gulotta]

You're the result of a Disney IP mating with a computer, what more can be said

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're the result of a Disney IP mating with a computer, what more can be said

Your nose is funny. It looks like your mom's cootie.

 

[SinglePringle]

You're the Disney live action remake of me

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're like.. the 4th best cube I've ever seen.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

You're like a hubba-bubba bubble gum - so full of flavor at first, so sweet, but gets stale and difficult to enjoy after 5 minutes.

 

[SinglePringle]

When nature said "survival of the fittest" , you heard "survival of the fattest"

 

[sleepy kitty]

You're only single because you're a Pringle!

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're sleepy because you... you'er slow!

;~;

i'm bad at insults.

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

[Input the quote offensive enough to be considered an insult while not offensive beyond the border that you aren't gonna be trumatized]

.............um.

Meow!! ÒnÓ
(Successful)

 

[Keefur]

I'm going to talk to a vet friend of mine. When I say I want to "put you down", it doesn't mean an insult.

 

[sleepy kitty]

Nice roast. Too bad the hunters are planning to roast you, and not via insults either!

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Sleepy kitty? You know what sleepy people do - count sheep, so you must be a mixture between a sheep and a kitty - a shitty.

 

[sleepy kitty]

A shitty??? Well I bet whenever someone asks for the porta potty they get directed to you! >:V ya shitter!

 

[Punji]

Try not to get too jealous of all the attention he gets instead then.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Is a trash panda.*

*Doesnt need to say anything.*

*Silence is the insult.*

 

[Guifrog]

*is a fox*

*doesn't spank*

 

[TemetNosce88]

I'll bet you're completely non-toxic and safe to lick.

 

[Player]

How do I insult something this lame
I mean look at it
I can't even tell how lame it is because it is so lame
(sorry just following orders)

 

[Keefur]

Your mother was a toaster, and your father was a pocket calculator!

 

[Deleted member 111470]

You're like those pens in the post office - always out of ink and never able to do your job.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're like a potato. Large, round, and only tastes good when covered in cheese.

 

[Punji]

May flowers forever ignore thy grave.