To all of you who actually eat pet food: God dammit.
The only pet food I eat regularly is Milk Bones. They are SO good! But not the green ones. I know they're supposed to clean my teeth but COME ON! At least make them taste like bacon or chicken like the other ones do!
I once tried cat food; it tasted like shit.
It's true! Not even my dogs like them so I end up throwing them out T.TThis amused me greatly.