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Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
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So I fell asleep and had a dream I was watching hulu, right?
Oddly enough hulu was on, on the tv in the background and the SOUND was going into my dream.
A commercial was playing IRL and in my dream.
What cold go wrong?
Well in my DREAM I was watching a trailer for Paranorman whch is what I SAW
And in reality what was playing was a commercial about breast cancer which is what I HEARD
And so the two commercial merged in my dream and it SOMEHOW made sense to me
I LITERALLY thought to myself "oh yeah paranorman is the show where the dude gets titty cancer and it let's him see ghosts also the trailers sound liks other types of commercials"
After that I woke up laughing my literall ass off!
Just CRACKING UP dude!!!
 

Rystren

Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
Just remember...
There is...
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Niru the Husky

Can easily be persuaded with bacon...
Murning
 

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
Just remember...
There is...
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*turns into creepy live sized doll*
...gnihtoN ...sI ...erehT
*dies*
*dies backwards*
There... Is... Nothing...




(I wonder if ANYBODY got that reference)
In case anybody didn't that is a reference to the short film Dining Room
some people just call it There Is Nothing
 
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Alex Jones saying he might be retarded is the smartest thing he's ever said.
 

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned

Deathless

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
 
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