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Waitress asks Gordon if he wants anything else, Gordon replies yes, that wheel from that bike over there so I can get the fuck out of here.
I love that man...
I love that man...

Ahh yes, she also wants real monkeys... xDMy older sister loves monkeys and now we have a giant plush-monkey (2,5m) and 2 smaller ones...
I wish she would love monkeys without the k ;P
WHAT ARE YOU?Now I'm afraid to make a cheese and mushroom omelette. I can feel the spirit of Gordon Ramsay critiquing me already.
:VWHAT ARE YOU?
*cries* an idiot sandwich
hahahaYou panini head!
Sorry ran out of cookiesDA FUQ IS THIS!?!?!?
FUCKIN' SPONGECAKE!?
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE ?!?Now I'm afraid to make a cheese and mushroom omelette. I can feel the spirit of Gordon Ramsay critiquing me already.
*uno revese card*
how? Youre biting your own tailNom nom nom *chomps on @Tyno’s tail*
I’m immunehow? Youre biting your own tail
So... you have no tail?I’m immune
I reversed the reverse cardSo... you have no tail?