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SoL-JoS

SoL-JoS

Fasto catto and LPW's #1 ~C U S S~ expert
Rystren said:
makes sense. seems it would be rather bothersome on an open thread
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I would certainly hope so. It would be awkward. I'm too old and too independent to flirt these days.
Niedlich the Wolf said:
<_<
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Love you too, young boi <3
Mr. Fox said:
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Some memes just never die. XD
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bruh leave that cuss on 4chan lol
Mr. Fox said:
I wish people would sleep flirt with me more often. :V
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hey sexy boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Rystren

Rystren

Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
SoL-JoS said:
I would certainly hope so. It would be awkward. I'm too old and too independent to flirt these days.

Love you too, young boi <3

bruh leave that cuss on 4chan lol

hey sexy boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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oh god. lol. I hear enough of these 'jokes' at work.
 
Rystren

Rystren

Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
meanwhile, I accidentally stapled my pinky. definitely going to forget about that and find it again later
 
Tazmo

Tazmo

Trash connoisseur
*Gonna stand here and look cute*

*happy raccoon noises*
 
Tazmo

Tazmo

Trash connoisseur
Rystren said:
accidentally. im going to find it again when I rub my paws with paw-sanitizer
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Oh no fun, *uses sanitizer at work and gets cut often*. It burns!
 
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