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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
I do not speak Squiggle. If you would like to present a formal complaint. Please see my secretary.. Wait.. I don't have one.. This might be problematic..

NOW HIRING!! ROYAL SECRETARY!!
*Hands over CV*
As you can see, I have a typing speed of 70 words per minute, a sarcastic manner on the phone, I write my sevens like nines, have enormous capacity for tea and religiously follow procedure. No-one will get beyond your outer office.
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
*Hands over CV*
As you can see, I have a typing speed of 70 words per minute, a sarcastic manner on the phone, I write my sevens like nines, have enormous capacity for tea and religiously follow procedure. No-one will get beyond your outer office.

You're hired!!
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
*water vaporizes* don’t care

-Sighs and waves paws around in exasperation- Surrounded by godlike beings and they go and ruin my tapestries!
 
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Z-ro

Guest
Honest question, how many times were you held back in school? I'll be shocked if it wasn't in the double digits.
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how many times were you held back in jail??
You seem like someone who would be caught trying to peek into young boys restrooms
 

SerialHowler

Active Member
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how many times were you held back in jail??
You seem like someone who would be caught trying to peek into young boys restrooms

Considering the mental level you're at, I wouldn't be surprised if you considered "hanging out', involving perusing playgrounds and sharing your god awful OC with all the kids on the swing set. How's that restraining order coming btw?
 
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Z-ro

Guest
Considering the mental level you're at, I wouldn't be surprised if you considered "hanging out', involving perusing playgrounds and sharing your god awful OC with all the kids on the swing set. How's that restraining order coming btw?
God awful OC??
My mental level???
Big words coming from a drug addict, that's what you call "hanging out"
Out of my face, junkie, I got no time for your delusions of insults
 

SerialHowler

Active Member
God awful OC??
My mental level???
Big words coming from a drug addict, that's what you call "hanging out"
Out of my face, junkie, I got no time for your delusions of insults

God, the fact you can barely string together a sentence, let alone your best insult being 'lol yur high'. You really are special needs aren't you?
 
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Z-ro

Guest
God, the fact you can barely string together a sentence, let alone your best insult being 'lol yur high'. You really are special needs aren't you?
You must be taking high meds for that sentence though
Special needs??
Jesus christ, I knew you had down syndrome, but that must be the lowest kind of insult you've laid up until now
 

SerialHowler

Active Member
You must be taking high meds for that sentence though
Special needs??
Jesus christ, I knew you had down syndrome, but that must be the lowest kind of insult you've laid up until now

You're basically just saying no u at this point cause you're too much of a vegetable to come up with a clever insult, lol.
 
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