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[Nellf]

you cant beat the scavengers, queen. It will be a rat, a raccoon, or a possum. one of us will take the prize. There shall be no vixen crowned today.

 

[Skittles]

you cant beat the scavengers, queen. It will be a rat, a raccoon, or a possum. one of us will take the prize. There shall be no vixen crowned today.

Except I am a Squirlf.

 

[Nellf]

ive never met a squirlf. it does sound tasty though.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

you cant beat the scavengers, queen. It will be a rat, a raccoon, or a possum. one of us will take the prize. There shall be no vixen crowned today.

Except I am a Squirlf.

*salutes*
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SKITTLES

 

[TR273]

And back home again —

Wait where’s my stuff?

*Notices a royal decree left behind by @Skittles*

CURSES!!!!!!

There's a great website for second hand magic stuff
Spook-ebay.com

(I'll see myself out)

 

[Skittles]

ive never met a squirlf. it does sound tasty though.

Squirlf flavoured. -Readies royal saucepan- But never consumed.

 

[TR273]

Squirlf flavoured. -Readies royal saucepan- But never consumed.

Looks like someone might be about to get,


'Crowned'

 

[Doodle Bunny]

There's a great website for second hand magic stuff
Spook-ebay.com

(I'll see myself out)

*Sigh*

Time to start back at level 1.

*Starts browsing for deals*

 

[Nellf]

claps

then syphillis-us'

 

[Skittles]

-Files nail whilst keeping the throne warm-

 

[TR273]

*Investigates the possibility of an electrically heated throne with in build massager.*
Only the best for Queen @Skittles

 

[Nellf]

-unleashes all the festering disease of the sewers-

there, i will win in 3 to 6 months depending on everyones health care plans.

 

[TR273]

-unleashes all the festering disease of the sewers-

there, i will win in 3 to 6 months depending on everyones health care plans.

*Washes thread*

 

[Nellf]

i got pwned. fast reply with unique illistration? pwned. definitly.

 

[Skittles]

*Investigates the possibility of an electrically heated throne with in build massager.*
Only the best for Queen @Skittles

Yes please~

 

[TR273]

i got pwned. fast reply with unique illistration? pwned. definitly.

I got a ton of these

 

[Nellf]

come off it squirrel, its not your throne and you know it. the rats are kings of the city and what is a thread but an urban street on the information superhighway? that throne belongs to a rat!

 

[Skittles]

come off it squirrel, its not your throne and you know it. the rats are kings of the city and what is a thread but an urban street on the information superhighway? that throne belongs to a rat!

But my fluffy royal behind is sitting on it.

 

[Doodle Bunny]

I hope my monsters don’t go amok while I’m powerless. That would be a reeeeeal shame.

 

[Nellf]

yes and trump is sitting in the oval office but neither case is as it should be! squirrels are just cute rats we let the humans pet. >

 

[Doodle Bunny]

We wouldn’t want these Hissing Terrors burrowing in people’s bed and sucking blood at night.

 

[Nellf]

is that a bedbug?

 

[Deleted member 132067]

If I see that beneath my bed, something will die, and it won't be me.

 

[Skittles]

yes and trump is sitting in the oval office but neither case is as it should be! squirrels are just cute rats we let the humans pet. >

-Continues filing nails- Yet my fluffy behind is still on this here throne my dear~

 

[Nellf]

i have a cargo dolly. it has pnumatic wheels to carry even the fluffiest of tails with comfort... right out the door.