Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[Tyno]

You still get a gold star for effort.

yay!

 

[Skittles]

Time for bed. -locks up the palace and flops into throne-

 

[Z-ro]

I really Need my memory erased....

 

[Faustus]

THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!

*Boots everyone else off the thread*

 

[Water Draco]

If last Post Wins is now a Kingdom we need an anthem.

I suggest this

It was kind of tragic the way it ended for Alfred Hawthorne "Benny" Hill

 

[Niru the Husky]

*thinks of a way to obtain at least a little bit win*
*gets a rifle and protects the queen by standing next to the door, looking constantly through a hole*
*waits while preparing some tables for throwing them on villains*
┬──┬ ノ( ^ - ^ノ)

*gets 0,1% of the win*

 

[Tyno]

THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!

*Boots everyone else off the thread*

*hands you some vegetables*
You need to grow big and stronk first.

 

[SoL-JoS]

Yes. Get those too.. And a packet of cheese and onion crisps and a mars bar. Off you trot!

M...Mars bar?!
Oh that's it. Cuss you. I'm denouncing you as my queen.
*stomps away angrily*

 

[KimberVaile]

I hope you lot brought your sleeping bags, Skittles is taking the rented out Arbys for himself.

These jokes are too fun, sorry not sorry.

 

[Firio Zifirion]

@Firio Zifirion you may enjoy this...

Luv it...

 

[Nellf]

It will be a Rat. The winner of this wordpipe...

 

[Arnak]

The first incarnation of Ricky. Back in the days of the that random explosion

 

[KimberVaile]

Mom told me I was a winner. Does that count?

 

[Tyno]

Mom told me I was a winner. Does that count?

no but you participated so here's a trophy :V

 

[KimberVaile]

no but you participated so here's a trophy :V

Yeah? Well my bartender told me I was sloppiest drunk in the bar. Means I win something, and I'm not talking about kidney failure.

 

[Tyno]

Yeah? Well my bartender told me I was sloppiest drunk in the bar. Means I win something, and I'm not talking about kidney failure.

Oof you get a free glass. Just uhh steal it :V

 

[Universe]

@Universe You were spared a cardboard clobbering, look thankful.

*blushes*

 

[SerialHowler]

Yeah? Well my bartender told me I was sloppiest drunk in the bar. Means I win something, and I'm not talking about kidney failure.

Hailing from the noble kingdom of alcoholia I take it?

 

[Universe]

*is still blushing*

 

[KimberVaile]

Hailing from the noble kingdom of alcoholia I take it?

Ya'll can keep your squirrels in dresses, my only ruler is my barkeep, courtesy of my bar tab.
Well actually, I wouldn't mind the dress part, I could do with a nice dress!

 

[TR273]

It was kind of tragic the way it ended for Alfred Hawthorne "Benny" Hill

It was, but we can still get a giggle out of his shows.
(And he is apparently one of our cultural ambassadors)

 

[SerialHowler]

Ya'll can keep your squirrels in dresses, my only ruler is my barkeep, courtesy of my bar tab.
Well actually, I wouldn't mind the dress part, I could do with a nice dress!

Well I didn't vote for Skittles!

 

[Universe]

Well I didn't vote for Skittles!

Neither did I

 

[Tyno]

I have the sudden urge to play dark souls again

 

[KimberVaile]

Well I didn't vote for Skittles!

Neither did I

What are you waiting for, storm that Arbys!