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[Skittles]

More stupid UK Laws
Beds must not be hung out of windows.

Any boy under the age of ten is not allowed to see a naked shop dummy

It is not legal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.

And my favourite.

In London, You are acknowledged as a Freeman if you can drive your geese down Cheapside.

You forget about the law stating that all young boys and men must be taught archery on a Sunday after church under the supervision of a priest.

 

[Skittles]

I will unleash Doom Slayer on you all!

Doomslayer ain't got nothing over the... -Whispers- Fluffslayer..

 

[Deleted member 132067]

Doomslayer ain't got nothing over the... -Whispers- Fluffslayer..

Sounds like that other slayer could turn onto my biggest fear very quick.
Hides behind that floofy tail.

 

[Niru the Husky]

Pls let me win ;P
Be a nice furry ;D

*wins*

 

[TR273]

You forget about the law stating that all young boys and men must be taught archery on a Sunday after church under the supervision of a priest.

I also didn't put the one in about it being perfectly legal in York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow if he farts on a Sunday.

And from Chico, California,
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

 

[Skittles]

Sounds like that other slayer could turn onto my biggest fear very quick.
Hides behind that floofy tail.

Do not fear! He is a myth used to frighten naughty furs into bed.. Or so they say. -Wraps protectively in tail-

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Doomslayer ain't got nothing over the... -Whispers- Fluffslayer..

3spoopy5me

 

[KimberVaile]

They call jocks nerdslayers, does that count as a type of slayer?

 

[Skittles]

They call jocks nerdslayers, does that count as a type of slayer?

And yet nerds prevail. I think they failed.

 

[Deleted member 132067]

Do not fear! He is a myth used to frighten naughty furs into bed.. Or so they say. -Wraps protectively in tail-

Wraps tail around tail.
N-naughty? Well good thing that I'm practically the equivalent of an angel. Im actually flying as well, no it's intended that you're not seeing it.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

They call jocks nerdslayers, does that count as a type of slayer?

There are only two types of slayers I know, Doom Slayer and the band Slayer.

 

[KimberVaile]

And yet nerds prevail. I think they failed.

Good news for me, my sunglasses are actually prescription glasses.

 

[Dreammaker33]

I am so full of cows milk now!

 

[Skittles]

Wraps tail around tail.
N-naughty? Well good thing that I'm practically the equivalent of an angel. Im actually flying as well, no it's intended that you're not seeing it.

Oh! You are just a gem! -Nuzzles-

 

[Niru the Husky]

*says something unimportant*
At least we're now 1 comment nearer at the goal ;P ^^

 

[Skittles]

Welp, time for the royal snooze. Good night~

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I'm back home so now I can continue to gay!

 

[KimberVaile]

I'm back home so now I can continue to gay!

Praise be to this holy congregation of the gays, for the almighty bulge is our only lord.

 

[KimberVaile]

Man, I'm so funni

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Praise be to this holy congregation of the gays, for the almighty bulge is our only lord.

OwO is the word of the almighty god!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Praise be to this holy congregation of the gays, for the almighty bulge is our only lord.

Amen, brother.

 

[Water Draco]

Time for the hugs for @Some Moron and @Firio Zifirion

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

I see I'm forever left out of the hug zone! I see how it is!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I see I'm forever left out of the hug zone! I see how it is!

*hug* ... *bites tail*
tasty

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I see I'm forever left out of the hug zone! I see how it is!

*hugs*