Indeed! *Topples a statue of @Simo the III, Dictator of the Central Republic of Jaffariste*Down with authority!

Indeed! *Topples a statue of @Simo the III, Dictator of the Central Republic of Jaffariste*Down with authority!
I ask myself the same thing.Am I still liked here?
*Takes off pants and throws them in a random direction* DOWN WITH THE DICTATORSHIP!Indeed! *Topples a statue of @Simo the III, Dictator of the Central Republic of Jaffariste*
Bulges, fox butts and freedom. The three essentials of life.Indeed! *Topples a statue of @Simo the III, Dictator of the Central Republic of Jaffariste*
Bulges, fox butts and freedom. The three essentials of life.
Are they soft and silky?
Who turned out the lights?*Takes off pants and throws them in a random direction* DOWN WITH THE DICTATORSHIP!
*In an ironic twist of fate, the statue lands on your foot. Fortunately the helpful staff at the Simo-by-the-Sea Rest-home take you in to treat you.*Indeed! *Topples a statue of @Simo the III, Dictator of the Central Republic of Jaffariste*
Big fox butts to be exact which are better. :VBulges, fox butts and freedom. The three essentials of life.
*insert ba dum tss*That makes me the cheekiest in more ways than one.
I’m gonna need those back now. Whoops. *Retrieves pants*Who turned out the lights?
*pants land over my eyes*
Oh, there we go.I’m gonna need those back now. Whoops. *Retrieves pants*
>_>Oh, there we go.
I can see clearly now, the pants are gone
*nudges*
<_<*nudges*
Oh babe, you know the only pants I'd willingly wear on my face are yours.
<3
*kiss*