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[GarnetFerrum]

*goes back to my room and lies back down on the bed*

Ohhh, what does this red button do?
*Press*
*Bed ejects @The Universe*
Neat!

 

[Night.Claw]

Yall need some mutha flukin Jeezus!!

 

[Universe]

Ahhhh GET OUT

 

[GarnetFerrum]

Christ Pratt is the only god

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Ahhhh GET OUT

No u!

 

[Universe]

*disables the bed’s ejection feature and lies back down onto it*

 

[Universe]

No u!

NEVER

 

[theawakening]

There is n-n-no god.... like that.

 

[GarnetFerrum]

*disables the bed’s ejection feature and lies back down onto it*

SO MANY RED BUTTONS!
*Presses another*
[FIRE SUPRESSION SYSTEMS ACTIVATED]
*Room fills with foam*
Neato!

 

[Skychickens]

Uhhhh, Skychickens is busy with a commission soo...………. MEDIC!!

I'M HERE I'M HERE

@Niedlich the Wolf DO YOU STILL NEED RESURRECTING?!

Pages are moving so fast...

 

[Night.Claw]

SO MANY RED BUTTONS!
*Presses another*
[FIRE SUPRESSION SYSTEMS ACTIVATED]
*Room fills with foam*
Neato!

*Leaving the room confused and scared*

 

[theawakening]

I wanna have fun!

 

[Universe]

*presses a big green button that disables the remote*

 

[GarnetFerrum]

I'M HERE I'M HERE

@Niedlich the Wolf DO YOU STILL NEED RESURRECTING?!

Pages are moving so fast...

She bacc, She chatt. But most importantly, she resurrecc.

 

[Alyssa.the.fox]

*presses big red button* OwO
*distant explosions*

 

[Night.Claw]

I wanna have fun!

Here, hold this *handing out a handful of fun*

 

[Universe]

*presses button that moves my house somewhere else*

 

[Skychickens]

I just live in Garnet's tails.

They are very poofy yes?! You have seen them all YES?!

THEY ONLY CAUSED ME MUCH SOME GRIEF PAIN AGONY TO SPEND LOTS OF TIME REVISING THEM.

 

[Marcl]

@Skychickens No, I believe I have this under control... :3


Hmm... Let's see. I have:

• some random mutagens (not sure, what they do, the label is torn, I'm sure they're after expiration date...),
• this cybernetic arm, it can be improved with a laser pointer, a comb and/or water gun,
• brain implant, reverses speech randomly,
• cybernetic hinge leg, only one, very fast,
• some spare beak (don't ask),
• pegasus wings,
• plant mutagens,
  
• special bag of tricks :3

@theawakening Wanna do a first pick?

 

[Universe]

*presses another button that rebuilds my dragon cave and shuts the door*

 

[Alyssa.the.fox]

They are very poofy yes?! You have seen them all YES?!

THEY ONLY CAUSED ME MUCH SOME GRIEF PAIN AGONY TO SPEND LOTS OF TIME REVISING THEM.

Dats a wot of fwuffy tawils!! OwO

 

[GarnetFerrum]

They are very poofy yes?! You have seen them all YES?!

THEY ONLY CAUSED ME MUCH SOME GRIEF PAIN AGONY TO SPEND LOTS OF TIME REVISING THEM.

Whattt? No, get out of town! I have NO clue what you are talking about? *Whistling away*

 

[Skychickens]

*presses big red button* OwO
*distant explosions*

*narrows eyes*

 

[theawakening]

Here, hold this *handing out a handful of fun*

And what even is THIS?

 

[Skychickens]

@Skychickens No, I believe I have this under control... :3


Hmm... Let's see. I have:

• some random mutagens (not sure, what they do, the label is torn, I'm sure they're after expiration date...),
• this cybernetic arm, it can be improved with a laser pointer, a comb and/or water gun,
• brain implant, reverses speech randomly,
• cybernetic hinge leg, only one, very fast,
• some spare beak (don't ask),
• pegasus wings,
• plant mutagens,
  
• special bag of tricks :3

@theawakening Wanna do a first pick?

*dooking* Oooh you and I need to get together sometime and do some experimenting.