Dreammaker33
Cute cow that likes computer hardware
*Takes everything off and walks into a large shower*

I bring Vogue magazines, Vogue magazines and curly fries.
lick themGrate, now the pages are all greasy.
You are shameless*turns on the shower and begins to wash self with water and soap*
I'm but a fox, not a miracle worker. The treasures of the library are public knowledge, be grateful! pouts dramaticallyGrate, now the pages are all greasy.
I'm but a fox, not a miracle worker. The treasures of the library are public knowledge, be grateful! pouts dramatically
*finishes inside the shower and gets dressed all in pink clothes*
*Is still stuck*
In your front doorWhere are you stuck?
In your front door
I don't need a cooking grate, but thanks!I said grate!
*cuts the door out*In your front door