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Tazmo

Trash connoisseur

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
c'mere cutie boi I'ma spank dat ass wid a flip flop

*Gets a pair of flip flops, and uses them to spank you both, at the same time*
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*looks about, and puts on re-runs of Land of The Lost*
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Since there are children about, some wholesome scenes from the film, 'Polyester', courtesy of Baltimore's own John Waters, pride of Maryland:

 
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