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[KimberVaile]

I wonder where that vociferous rat went off to? Starting to miss the scheming! A little fast food grudge match never hurt no one!

 

[SoL-JoS]

*snuggles up against @A Minty cheetah and @Manchesterite on the throne*
Okay, look, this is MY throne, but I can share.
CATTOS ONLY
NO ONE ELSE
ONLY IMPORTANT CATTOS ON IMPORTANT THRONE
*hisses at everyone else*

 

[Skittles]

-Returns from the garden after eventually escaping the maze with a conveniently placed pair of garden shears.- Finally! -Peers at all the cattos- Am I so lonely that I have become the crazy cat "lady" !?

 

[SoL-JoS]

-Returns from the garden after eventually escaping the maze with a conveniently placed pair of garden shears.- Finally! -Peers at all the cattos- Am I so lonely that I have become the crazy cat "lady" !?

*hisses at Skikklez*
IT'S CATTO THRONE NOW
NO QUEENIES ALLOWED
WE OWN DIS

 

[Skittles]

*hisses at Skikklez*
IT'S CATTO THRONE NOW
NO QUEENIES ALLOWED
WE OWN DIS

I have snickers bars~

 

[SoL-JoS]

I have snickers bars~

:O
*wags tail*
wait
NO
YOU TRYNA TRICK ME
YOU CAN'T TRICK CATTO
DIS MY THRONE
YOU CAN'T DETHRONE ME

 

[Skittles]

:O
*wags tail*
wait
NO
YOU TRYNA TRICK ME
YOU CAN'T TRICK CATTO
DIS MY THRONE
YOU CAN'T DETHRONE ME

-Draws forth a kingsize Snickers bar and sniffs it like a cigar- MmmmmmmMMMMMmmmm!

 

[SoL-JoS]

-Draws forth a kingsize Snickers bar and sniffs it like a cigar- MmmmmmmMMMMMmmmm!

*drools*
*flicks ear*
N-no...
that's...
that's not fair
*frowns heavily*
g-gimme

 

[KimberVaile]

*snuggles up against @A Minty cheetah and @Manchesterite on the throne*
Okay, look, this is MY throne, but I can share.
CATTOS ONLY
NO ONE ELSE
ONLY IMPORTANT CATTOS ON IMPORTANT THRONE
*hisses at everyone else*

Makes a obnoxiously posh scoff Tis but plebeians masquerading as nobility. Flicks wrist dismissively and smugly chuckles at the display on my way to the bank to bask in all the money I've chosen to horde and do nothing with.

 

[A Minty cheetah]

-Draws forth a kingsize Snickers bar and sniffs it like a cigar- MmmmmmmMMMMMmmmm!

Don't fall for it @SoL-JoS , I have Snickers ice cream!!!

 

[Skittles]

*drools*
*flicks ear*
N-no...
that's...
that's not fair
*frowns heavily*
g-gimme

You can have it once you are warming my lap and being petted~

 

[SoL-JoS]

Don't fall for it @SoL-JoS , I have Snickers ice cream!!!

*pupils dilate*
OOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO GIMME

 

[A Minty cheetah]

You can have it once you are warming my lap and being petted~

Is there room for two lap-warming cheetahs?

 

[Skittles]

Is there room for two lap-warming cheetahs?

There is~ I like me a warm fuzzy lap warming chee~

 

[SoL-JoS]

Is there room for two lap-warming cheetahs?

...
I...
I feel slightly betrayed.
HOW DARE YOU
NO
MY THRONE
GO 'WAY
CUSS YOU
CUSS YOUR SNICKERS ICE CREAM
CUSS YOUR TEMPTATION
CUSS

 

[A Minty cheetah]

There is~

*kicks everyone off the throne, including myself*

 

[Skittles]

*kicks everyone off the throne, including myself*

-Resumes floofing around on the throne, scoops up Cattos and puts them on lap before petting them and feeding them snickers- Now we all have the throne~

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I suppose a warm throne is a suitable place to sit.

*Jumps into throne, does eight circles, and plops ... Who did I sit on?*

 

[SoL-JoS]

*kicks everyone off the throne, including myself*

NO
NO THAT'S NOT F-

-Resumes floofing around on the throne, scoops up Cattos and puts them on lap before petting them and feeding them snickers- Now we all have the throne~

Oh.
Ohhh.
Warm lap.
Warm lap and snickers.
Awwwww yisssssssss :3

 

[SoL-JoS]

I suppose a warm throne is a suitable place to sit.

*Jumps into throne, does eight circles, and plops ... Who did I sit on?*

*smacks and hisses*
NO DOGGOS
ONLY CATTOS
CUSS YOUR CIRCLES
GO 'WAY

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*zzz*

 

[Skittles]

I suppose a warm throne is a suitable place to sit.

*Jumps into throne, does eight circles, and plops ... Who did I sit on?*

-Feels squished-

 

[A Minty cheetah]

NO
NO THAT'S NOT F-

Oh.
Ohhh.
Warm lap.
Warm lap and snickers.
Awwwww yisssssssss :3

See, you can trust me!

~ P U R R ~

 

[Skittles]

All this fluff!!

 

[KimberVaile]

What a catastrophe. Now the only audience I have are forum bots, and I don't even speak binary.