Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
*grills another peanut butter sammich*

Looks good.
*runs away, screaming*
*tackle cuddles* fluffy chee! owo*runs away, screaming*
*screams away, running**runs away, screaming*
*Runs as well**runs away, screaming*
*Runs as well*
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....
Wait? What are we running from?
*tackle cuddles you too* another fluffy chee! owo*screams away, running*
D'aww!*tackle cuddles* fluffy chee! owo
It contains peanut butter!!! Ewwwwww!!!*Runs as well*
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Wait? What are we running from?
D'aww!
*hugs*
It contains peanut butter!!! Ewwwwww!!!
This is serious...D'aww!
*hugs*
It contains peanut butter!!! Ewwwwww!!!
Oh jesus wept!!! Two things I despise in one sandwich...!Can I tell you a secret? I also put mayonnaise on it
Make mine a vat of tea, please!This is serious...
*Summons 'Beverage Babe'*
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I think we both need a calming mug of tea.
Oh jesus wept!!! Two things I despise in one sandwich...!
Make mine a vat of tea, please!
uwuD'aww!
*hugs*
It contains peanut butter!!! Ewwwwww!!!
Coming right up!Oh jesus wept!!! Two things I despise in one sandwich...!
Make mine a vat of tea, please!
Coming right up!
(Eesh! mayonnaise as well. Why do they put it in all the sandwiches you can buy in Tesco, it's like 'I'm hungry, but I can't eat any of these...)
You...Can I tell you a secret? I also put mayonnaise on it
Onion is yummy! I could eat one like an apple!Is there anything else I should add? I could put a slice of onion on it, too.
I know, right? Just ham. That's the only option. So exciting...!Coming right up!
(Eesh! mayonnaise as well. Why do they put it in all the sandwiches you can buy in Tesco, it's like 'I'm hungry, but I can't eat any of these...)
Bacon sandwich. I rest my case.There isn't a sandwich on this planet that is complete without mayonnaise!
*screams and runs away with @A Minty cheetah*There isn't a sandwich on this planet that is complete without mayonnaise!