Dreammaker33
Cute cow that likes computer hardware
Huh?
Melisa is physically overweight because she eats too much milk chocolate and other junk food.
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Huh?
Melisa is physically overweight because she eats too much milk chocolate and other junk food.
KimberVaile
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What a wonderful day on the internet.
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*stops by to examine all the unhealthy fanaticism over being the last post*
Water Draco
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*stops by to examine all the unhealthy fanaticism over being the last post*
I am unable to hear your bugle playing
Dreammaker33
Cute cow that likes computer hardware
How were your lemon bites?
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
*stretches, sheds a few clumps of fur, plops down and takes a nap*
Water Draco
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Still chilling
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Dreammaker33
Cute cow that likes computer hardware
What are you going to have them with?
Water Draco
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Dreammaker33
Cute cow that likes computer hardware
May I ask what type of coffee blend you drink?
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Tazmo
Trash connoisseur
Dreammaker33
Cute cow that likes computer hardware
I enjoy a nice strong blend of high-quality coffee beans with a touch of caramel.
Water Draco
Well-Known Member
beans from the local importer/roasting house.
I'm getting this as a school shirt
Shrek
An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely. A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is the almighty Ogre who lives in the ancient Swamps. He flies through our open windows and butt rapes us. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Our ogrelord and savior in this world and the next. He is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his ogre cum tastes like onions. He is married to the most shrexy woman ever, Fiona, and can kill Drek and Farquaad with a single dick swipe. If you ever happen to wander along and end up in his swamp he will scream "THIS IS MUH SWAMP" because it is. If seen you must have an ogregy on the spot. If you're reading this and you're Drek then you're already ogre for. Shrek is surely the HOTTEST thing to ever arrive on earth. He was the maker of the infinity gauntlet, universe, and is even the father of the demi-god Thanos. He is the most powerful god in the universe People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!" The name Shrek is taken from the Yiddish word שרעק (pronounced 'shreck') meaning 'fear', 'terror', or (in its closest sense) 'fright'. Shrek is the meaning of life
SMOKE SHREKS EVERYDAY!!!!!
An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely. A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is the almighty Ogre who lives in the ancient Swamps. He flies through our open windows and butt rapes us. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Our ogrelord and savior in this world and the next. He is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his ogre cum tastes like onions. He is married to the most shrexy woman ever, Fiona, and can kill Drek and Farquaad with a single dick swipe. If you ever happen to wander along and end up in his swamp he will scream "THIS IS MUH SWAMP" because it is. If seen you must have an ogregy on the spot. If you're reading this and you're Drek then you're already ogre for. Shrek is surely the HOTTEST thing to ever arrive on earth. He was the maker of the infinity gauntlet, universe, and is even the father of the demi-god Thanos. He is the most powerful god in the universe People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!" The name Shrek is taken from the Yiddish word שרעק (pronounced 'shreck') meaning 'fear', 'terror', or (in its closest sense) 'fright'. Shrek is the meaning of life
SMOKE SHREKS EVERYDAY!!!!!
Nate/Satsuki
Your friendly neighbourhood disaster
Anyone wanna play Cards Against Humanity?
Nate/Satsuki
Your friendly neighbourhood disaster
If you’re interested just click the link and use the keyword Nate to join. K bye
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Keefur
aka Cutter Cat
Dibs on the Batman card. Batman always wins.
Nate/Satsuki
Your friendly neighbourhood disaster
No? Okay.
I dunno how to play lol so...