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[Universe]

*Is still carpet*

 

[Tazmo]

*Is still carpet*

*Vacuum and shampoos you*

 

[Universe]

*Vacuum and shampoos you*

AHHHHH *Screams and shifts back*

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Netflix's Marianne is some pretty spoopy shit.

 

[Tazmo]

AHHHHH *Screams and shifts back*

*sees the screaming carpet transform into a Derg*

*screams and scurries off*

 

[Universe]

*sees the screaming carpet transform into a Derg*

*screams and scurries off*

Hi

 

[Universe]

*shapeshifts into a helicopter*

 

[Dreammaker33]

*hides in huge bread bun*

 

[WXYZ]

*hides in huge bread bun*

To eat or not to eat, that is the question.

 

[Dreammaker33]

To eat or not to eat, that is the question.

No, don't I am a good cow!

 

[WXYZ]

No, don't I am a good cow!

*eats a long baguette instead*

 

[Dreammaker33]

*eats a hidden bacon sandwich*

 

[Tazmo]

*eats a hidden bacon sandwich*

*gasps*

Bovine vores Swine

 

[Dreammaker33]

*comes out of hiding and looks at you*

I am not like a normal cow, I am an omnivore!

 

[Tazmo]

*comes out of hiding and looks at you*

I am not like a normal cow, I am an omnivore!

*grins*

I’m not a normal raccoon; you should have stayed hidden........ hehe

 

[WXYZ]

I’m not a normal raccoon; you should have stayed hidden........ hehe

*gives you a chocolate replica*

 

[Universe]

*lands in front of you in helicopter form*

 

[Dreammaker33]

*grins*

I’m not a normal raccoon; you should have stayed hidden........ hehe

*bucks you in fear*

No, not today!

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

*grins*

I’m not a normal raccoon; you should have stayed hidden........ hehe

 

[Tazmo]

*bucks you in fear*

No, not today!

If not today
nor yet tomorrow
Then some other day

 

[Universe]

*shifts back into default form*

 

[WXYZ]

 

[Dreammaker33]

*looks at you angrily*

How do you plan on eating me?

 

[Water Draco]

*lands in front of you in helicopter form*

 

[Universe]

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That’s actually pretty funny