Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
I am the bigger fish you never catch
I eat annnything I want >:-/

I am the bigger fish you never catch
[Confused screaming]I wannt too eatt.tt biiig ffissshhhy, tto..!
[screamed confusing][Confused screaming]
*listens to the mix between human and animal screams with a hint of eldritch horror*[screamed confusing]
Win?
For a moment I thought she was wearing a Yeehaw hatI claim this thread and win in the name of all things gigantic and mighty.
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HmmmRide 'em cowboy!
Uhhh*noms on carrot*
Uhhh
*slowly puts down the stick and puts a saddle on your back*
... He's a pig?
Huh Uhhh I'd like the saddle backNo saddle, just carrot.
Huh Uhhh I'd like the saddle back
You just nom on everything?*noms on saddle* Mine!
*gets out of the helicopter and offers Sunday lunch to everyone*
I'll have some of that soufflé, thx