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[Arnak]

@Tyno ! Did I hear you say something about smuggling dragons!? *Scared baby dragons hide behind me* I'm half tempted to take you to the dragon realms to face Justice in the draconic court of law!

 

[Nate/Satsuki]

 

[Skittles]

-flops into thread- Win...

 

[WXYZ]

@Tyno ! Did I hear you say something about smuggling dragons!? *Scared baby dragons hide behind me* I'm half tempted to take you to the dragon realms to face Justice in the draconic court of law!

*arrests @Tyno, appoints myself as Judge, dresses up as a kangaroo*

 

[Arnak]

*arrests @Tyno, appoints myself as Judge, dresses up as a kangaroo*

Tyno stands accused of kidnapping dragons

 

[KimberVaile]

*arrests @Tyno, appoints myself as Judge, dresses up as a kangaroo*

Add a few boomerangs and a couple shrimps on the barbie

 

[WXYZ]

Tyno stands accused of kidnapping dragons

*calls sole witness @Arnak to take the stand*

 

[Skittles]

-Peers at trial-

 

[Arnak]

*calls sole witness @Arnak to take the stand*

Your honor, I have only lived in the dragon realms for perhaps two years now, the elders appointed me to teach the young ones, I take my job VERY seriously. One day I noticed that my class had become smaller, at first I brushed it off as sickness or a prank. But then I only had a handful of young dragons. I did some investigating in the outer realms but found little evidence until I hear a familiar voice mention dragon smuggling. And who did I find? None other than Tyno!

 

[WXYZ]

Your honor, I have only lived in the dragon realms for perhaps two years now, the elders appointed me to teach the young ones, I take my job VERY seriously. One day I noticed that my class had become smaller, at first I brushed it off as sickness or a prank. But then I only had a handful of young dragons. I did some investigating in the outer realms but found little evidence until I hear a familiar voice mention dragon smuggling. And who did I find? None other than Tyno!

*quickly sentences @Tyno to undergo a spanking regimen as administered by the @Simo S. Skunk Poorhouse Foundation*

 

[Arnak]

I shudder to think what horrors those poor baby dragons are enduring.

 

[KimberVaile]

Tyno is allergic to dragons, and has a fear of firecrackers!

 

[WXYZ]

Tyno is allergic to dragons, and has a fear of firecrackers!

*accepts argument, hastily orders the bailiffs to send @Tyno back to court*

 

[Skittles]

This seems very much like a shotgun court process. -Frowns royally-

 

[Simo]

*calls sole witness @Arnak to take the stand*

*appears as surprise witness*

Your honor--- I have seen this Tyno smuggle many a helpless dragon from Ponyville. Ever wonder why Spike never had many dragon friends? I concur that Tyno is GUILTY.

Also let it be known I have often been accused of teasing dragons and scaled critters but here I must come to their defense.

 

[Arnak]

This seems very much like a shotgun court process. -Frowns royally-

I have many loyalties your highness, one of which is to the elders, though I am older than them, they need me to help teach the young. Some of my students have gone missing as well as many eggs and adults.

 

[Skittles]

Hmm. -Taps chin thoughtfully.- I believe Tyno should be allowed to give his statement first before sentencing. -Sagenodding-

 

[WXYZ]

*appears as surprise witness*

Your honor--- I have seen this Tyno smuggle many a helpless dragon from Ponyville. Ever wonder why Spike never had many dragon friends? I concur that Tyno is GUILTY.

*accepts statement, orders bailiffs to stop midway on Spring and 5th*

 

[Arnak]

(where's tyno.

 

[Skittles]

(where's tyno.

(Asleep I think Dx)

 

[Arnak]

(Asleep I think Dx)

(Blarg!!!!)

 

[SoL-JoS]

*lazily flicks a rubber band at @Skittles *

 

[WXYZ]

(Asleep I think Dx)

Court is adjourned until @Tyno is found, who is currently hiding in the vicinity of the University of Southern California.

 

[KimberVaile]

*appears as surprise witness*

Your honor--- I have seen this Tyno smuggle many a helpless dragon from Ponyville. Ever wonder why Spike never had many dragon friends? I concur that Tyno is GUILTY.

Also let it be known I have often been accused of teasing dragons and scaled critters but here I must come to their defense.

I suspect you've fabricated evidence to the court through underhanded blackmailing against the judge! Your threats of bare bottomed spanking against the court of law are as clear as day!

 

[Skittles]

*lazily flicks a rubber band at @Skittles *

-Deflects with crown, counters with half eaten snickers-