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Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
I suspect you've fabricated evidence to the court through underhanded blackmailing against the judge! You're threats of bare bottomed spanking against the court of law are as clear as day!
The lies and slander of a sneaky fox! Besides....the judge rather enjoys a good spanking : p
Arnak
Off the bench
Whatever tyno pays you to defend him, I can pay ten times that and more
I suspect you've fabricated evidence to the court through underhanded blackmailing against the judge! You're threats of bare bottomed spanking against the court of law are as clear as day!
Any of a light blue hue?
SoL-JoS
Fasto catto and LPW's #1 ~C U S S~ expert
:O
B-but... you ate off it already
Psh
I don't need your handouts
I'm a REAL CHEET
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
*shines flashlight*
Pale blue, baby blue, powder blue, sky blue, cornflower blue, light blue-green...
Skittles
Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
:O
B-but... you ate off it already
Psh
I don't need your handouts
I'm a REAL CHEET
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
-Wiggles unopened one at- You get pets and warm lap~
Arnak
Off the bench
The whole lot belong to the the dragon realm nursery. Get a padded truck here on the double
KimberVaile
Self congratulatory title goes here
How do I know those aren't props taken from the set of Jurassic Park, hmm?!
Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
*sends one right away while Tyno is sleeping*
SoL-JoS
Fasto catto and LPW's #1 ~C U S S~ expert
*pushes your wine glass off the table*
yoU GeT peTS aNd WArM lAp
Who the cuss do you think I am?! I'm the mother cussin CHEET! I AM MORE VALUABLE THAN ANYTHING YOU COULD EVER OFF-
wait
wait
is that a Take Five bar in the candy jar? Oh cuss yeah gIMME THAT
*sneaks away and cromches*
Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
*zips fox into a mascot costume at a Jurassic Park theme park*
Oooops! Zipper got stuck....sorry there
Arnak
Off the bench
You speak to one older than you and wiser. I have nothing to gain from deception. And I believe you were with tyno the night my prized pupil, sage, went missing
Skittles
Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
That's a good Chee~ -ninjahugz him before he flees-
Bink
FLOOFY!
KimberVaile
Self congratulatory title goes here
I doubt your wisdom and question your motives half dragon, how do I know you didn't stage this? We've seen your attempts to play god before, and I'll have you know, I only play god in Sim City 4 like a normal healthy furry individual!
SoL-JoS
Fasto catto and LPW's #1 ~C U S S~ expert
I'M NOT EVEN DRUNK YOU BIMBO
KimberVaile
Self congratulatory title goes here
*zips fox into a mascot costume at a Jurassic Park theme park*
Oooops! Zipper got stuck....sorry there
AHA! A sign from our one and only furry lord Bob the apathetic and lazy! This costume is a sign that Tyno is Innocent!
Toby_Morpheus
Hello, Proto
Arnak
Off the bench
The elders gave me a home when my previous one was beseiged by mortals like you. Yes I played god, but I would never endanger the lives of those who gave me purpose again.
Bink
FLOOFY!
Glomps
Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
And here I thought it was merely a sign of how shoddy these cheap Chinese zippers are.
*subpoenas Some Mo...er, Bob*