Oh my god He Has SUCH a way with words

Now that's what I call prehistoric hygiene and decorum.*approaches throne, and sheds large clumps of fur while head banging*
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Now that's what I call prehistoric hygiene and decorum.
Make yarn then make clothes for a priceWhat am I supposed to do with all this floof? It must be shed.
Make yarn then make clothes for a price
The wheel says I win LPW royally.
-waves pink tutus at @Borophagus Monoclinous and @KimberVaile - Oh boyos~
No tutus here, only dresses! I shan't endure a lack of fatuousness.
I agree!-Makes royal proclamation that if anyone disagrees they will be made to wear a pink tutu and forced to perform Swan Lake-
Well I do have the legs for it, and I do know how to captivate an audience. Wish me luck good furs of LPW, for the lights of our own little Broadway beckon for the rhythmic motions of this graceful fox, so that I may energize it's listless soul. Continues to wax poetically while packing my bags.-Throws Lolita dress at with all the frills, bows and lace anyone could ask for- Get dancing!
More espresso, less depresso*is depresso espresso foxxo*
currenty, im 100% depresso and 0% espressoMore espresso, less depresso
No, but you can always have a friendly high five.can i have a dick-presso please? :v
why cant i have one tho?No, but you can always have a friendly high five.
Kinda weird for a teenager to be asking about those things here is all.why cant i have one tho?