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[Draakc from State Farm]

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

adorable avatar @Toby_Morpheus

Thanks. I won it in a raffle ;DDDDDDDD

 

[Skittles]

-Sips tea-

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

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but shouldn't it be the United Squawks of America?

 

[KimberVaile]

but shouldn't it be the United Squawks of America?

Is that just an ironic quote or are you really deleting your account? Just curious.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Is that just an ironic quote or are you really deleting your account? Just curious.

Yea I'm kicking the can
Nah I'm here to stay, hail @Skittles

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

 

[KimberVaile]

Yea I'm kicking the can
Nah I'm here to stay, hail @Skittles

What are you, some kind of communist?

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

What are you, some kind of communist?

Heck no
I am a subject of Queen Skittles
So... I'm a monarchist I guess?

 

[KimberVaile]

Heck no
I am a subject of Queen Skittles
So... I'm a monarchist I guess?

Sorry, I couldn't understand you, I only speak American.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Sorry, I couldn't understand you, I only speak American.

Instead of an American Idiot I'm an American Monarchist
*Green Day starts blasting XD*

 

[KimberVaile]

Instead of an American Idiot I'm an American Monarchist
*Green Day starts blasting XD*

Insidious, the Brits are indoctrinating our poor, innocent American youth and making them blue blooded monarchists!
It's all part of Britian's evil master plan to spread monarchist ideas to our great nation and drink tea. The horror!
Somebody notify the White House!

 

[WXYZ]

Insidious, the Brits are indoctrinating our poor, innocent American youth and making them blue blooded monarchists!
It's all part of Britian's evil master plan to spread monarchist ideas to our great nation and drink tea. The horror!
Somebody notify the White House!

*enters White House*
*horrified to find Prince Charles in the Oval Office, talking to a plant*

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Insidious, the Brits are indoctrinating our poor, innocent American youth and making them blue blooded monarchists!
It's all part of Britian's evil master plan to spread monarchist ideas to our great nation and drink tea. The horror!
Somebody notify the White House!

This my signature now XDDD

 

[KimberVaile]

This my signature now XDDD

This is no joking matter, the security of our nation is on the line!

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

*enters White House*
*horrified to find Prince Charles in the Oval Office, talking to a plant*

*gets a thing of sweet tea*
I might be a monarchist under skittles BUT WE WILL REMAIN A DEMOCRACY!!
SOMEONE GET BIG ORANG- I MEAN TRUMP!!

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

*accuses @TR273 and @Smexy Likeok4 of corrupting America*

 

[KimberVaile]

*enters White House*
*horrified to find Prince Charles in the Oval Office, talking to a plant*

WHAT IN THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IS THAT?
Return my beloved cheetoh man at once or tea gets it!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*sips water*

Since I don't got no dang orange juice.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

www.pandora.com: "Clint Eastwood (Live, 11/3/2017)" by Trey Anastasio

 

[WXYZ]

*sips water*

Since I don't got no dang orange juice.

Here's your orange juice. Also perfect for @Simo.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Here's your orange juice. Also perfect for @Simo.

Innocent OJ?

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Here's your orange juice. Also perfect for @Simo.

B-but it has pulp...
WHAT IS THIS DISGUSTING, FAKEASS ORANGE JUICE

 

[WXYZ]

B-but it has pulp...
WHAT IS THIS DISGUSTING, FAKEASS ORANGE JUICE

This is perfect for you.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

This is perfect for you.