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[Borophagus Metropolis]

I think it implies his ability as a professional tap dancer, if you as me.

If I as you, I might.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Shrek

 

[KimberVaile]

If I as you, I might.

Oh no, you're one of those cave dwelling grammar nazis, aren't you? I don't have any food for you!

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Yooooo
Sexy anime chick

 

[The Matte-Black Cat]

...
I'd like to Apologize to everyone for the hole to Oblivion that I've spewed open.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Oh no, you're one of those cave dwelling grammar nazis, aren't you? I don't have any food for you!

I will survive by eating your unused hyphen and capital letter.

 

[KimberVaile]

I will survive by eating your unused hyphen and capital letter.

Take the semicolons but please, don't hurt the poor baby commas!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Take the semicolons but please, don't hurt the poor baby commas!

Semicolons are stupid things; I don't even know how to use them.

 

[Arnak]

I got bored and doodled a new psycho mask

 

[KimberVaile]

Semicolons are stupid things; I don't even know how to use them.

They always seemed more like a way to show off; this is because you can achieve the same effect with two periods.

 

[SoL-JoS]

FORGET ABOUT QUEENIE BOI
VOTE FOR CATTO
BECAUSE CATS ARE IMPORTANT
AND CATS NEED IMPORTANT THINGS ON WHICH TO SIT
LIKE THRONES
THOSE ARE PRETTY NICE
AND COMPUTER KEYBOARDS but we're not gonna talk about that right now

 

[WXYZ]

VOTE FOR CATTO

*"persuades" @A Minty cheetah to vote for @SoL-JoS*

 

[SoL-JoS]

*"persuades" @A Minty cheetah to vote for @SoL-JoS*

VOTE FOR ME
I DON'T THREATEN YOU WITH SHADY "OR ELSE" MESSAGES
I JUST WANNA SIT ON THE BIG COMFY
I WILL BE A BENEVOLENT (and mostly lazy) RULER
LOWER TAXES
HIGHER HAPPINESS
ALL BECAUSE YOU LET A CAT SIT ON THE THRONE

 

[A Minty cheetah]

VOTE FOR ME
I DON'T THREATEN YOU WITH SHADY "OR ELSE" MESSAGES
I JUST WANNA SIT ON THE BIG COMFY
I WILL BE A BENEVOLENT (and mostly lazy) RULER
LOWER TAXES
HIGHER HAPPINESS
ALL BECAUSE YOU LET A CAT SIT ON THE THRONE

If there's room up there for a mint green nyoom kitty as well, then you'll get my vote...
:3

 

[WXYZ]

*manages to dilute the @Skittles coalition*
*campaigns for a @KimberVaile - @SoL-JoS joint ticket*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

You have convinced me to vote cat for the throne.

 

[A Minty cheetah]

I too have a need to sit upon something important!!!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I too have a need to sit upon something important!!!

I have a very important .. lap? Lap!

 

[A Minty cheetah]

I have a very important .. lap? Lap!

Hmm. It's not quite a throne, but it'll do for now!
*curls up on your lap*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Hmm. It's not quite a throne, but it'll do for now!
*curls up on your lap*

*licks minty fur and freshens breath*

 

[SoL-JoS]

I too have a need to sit upon something important!!!

THERE CAN ONLY BE O-
wait
waaaaaiiiittt
ur fren
UR FREN
YES
CUDDLE ME ON THE BIG COMFY
TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE ITS OVERSIZED CUSHION LIKE HIS ROYAL SLNUTTINESS NEVER DID

 

[A Minty cheetah]

THERE CAN ONLY BE O-
wait
waaaaaiiiittt
ur fren
UR FREN
YES
CUDDLE ME ON THE BIG COMFY
TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE ITS OVERSIZED CUSHION LIKE HIS ROYAL SLNUTTINESS NEVER DID

I am fren! And together we can be the only thing better than cat...TWO CAT!!!

 

[KimberVaile]

I couldn't share my campaign ticket with a cheetah, I couldn't stand all the hairballs and lion around. Unsanitary.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

My snuggledog has decided to go all the way under the covers and keep my feets warm. :3

 

[A Minty cheetah]

I couldn't share my campaign ticket with a cheetah, I couldn't stand all the hairballs and lion around. Unsanitary.

We don't get hairballs, thank you very much!