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[Borophagus Metropolis]

New vote. No moar silly kittehs.
I vote for snuggledog, the warmer of feets.

 

[SoL-JoS]

I couldn't share my campaign ticket with a cheetah, I couldn't stand all the hairballs and lion around. Unsanitary.

I'm very cussin' clean, thank you. I even censor myself for you cussheads. You're cussin' welcome.

New vote. No moar silly kittehs.
I vote for snuggledog, the warmer of feets.

CUSS DOG
ONLY CAT SITS ON THRONE
DOGS DON'T GET TO SIT ON THE FURNITURE
CAT = IMPORTANT
DOG = KMA

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I'm very cussin' clean, thank you. I even censor myself for you cussheads. You're cussin' welcome.


CUSS DOG
ONLY CAT SITS ON THRONE
DOGS DON'T GET TO SIT ON THE FURNITURE
CAT = IMPORTANT
DOG = KMA

Ermmm ... Never trust a cat on your lap or on the furniture because at the drop of a hat the claws come out and destruction happens; blood everywhere.

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Ermmm ... Never trust a cat on your lap or on the furniture because at the drop of a hat the claws come out and destruction happens; blood everywhere.

That's the joy of the chee - claws are non-retractable so they're pretty blunt...just don't mess with the dew claw!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

That's the joy of the chee - claws are non-retractable so they're pretty blunt...just don't mess with the dew claw!

But what happens to the throne when you randomly decide to go 0-60 in two seconds?

 

[Skittles]

-Throws a snickers bar into the thread.-

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

-Throws a snickers bar into the thread.-

I vote for whoever is throwing candy!

 

[A Minty cheetah]

But what happens to the throne when you randomly decide to go 0-60 in two seconds?

There be two cattos fast, so one can sit while the other nyooms!

 

[WXYZ]

-Throws a snickers bar into the thread.-

@SoL-JoS, never be tempted to bow out of the race

 

[Skittles]

-Throws ten more snickers bars onto the pile-

 

[Skittles]

Aaaand. All the pettings you can have on the royal lap~

 

[Simo]

We don't get hairballs, thank you very much!

*notes an abundance of green minty smelling hairballs in the thread*

 

[KimberVaile]

*notes an abundance of green minty smelling hairballs in the thread*

How not very presidential of them!

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Aaaand. All the pettings you can have on the royal lap~

0w0
Did someone say pets...?

 

[Skittles]

0w0
Did someone say pets...?

All the pettiiiing~ -Pats lap alluringly-

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

All the pettiiiing~ -Pats lap alluringly-

*jumps aboard and engulfs entire lap*

 

[A Minty cheetah]

All the pettiiiing~ -Pats lap alluringly-

*jumps up*
VOTE CHANGE!!!
Sitting on the throne AND getting the pettings! Long live Queen Floofy the Squirlf!!!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*jumps up*
VOTE CHANGE!!!
Sitting on the throne AND getting the pettings! Long live Queen Floofy the Squirlf!!!

You accidentally jumped onto a sleeping woof. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*licks for minty fresh breath*

 

[WXYZ]

Long live Queen Floofy the Squirlf!!!

*asks for a royal pardon*

 

[A Minty cheetah]

~ p u r r ~

 

[Keefur]

Even though I'm feline, 1500 pound Sabertooths don't often get invited to sit in someone's lap to get petted.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Even though I'm feline, 1500 pound Sabertooths don't often get invited to sit in someone's lap to get petted.

It's okay, you can sit on Minty's lap, on my lap, on Skittles.

 

[Arnak]

Thought this was a good idea. Now don't know what to think.

Crappy mask is crappy

 

[Simo]

*votes for @KimberVaile to assume the throne and win the new car*

After all; a cat might be distracted by a mere piece of string, catnip or even a smol harmless mouse.

Not to mention the indignity of having to keep a litterbox by the royal throne. What next? A cat litter scoop as sceptor? Nay; a regal vulpine rump should adorn the throne.

And also the car...a Yugo which was 'new' when purchased.