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Keefur

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Simo said:
*votes for @KimberVaile to assume the throne and win the new car*

After all; a cat might be distracted by a mere piece of string, catnip or even a smol harmless mouse.

Not to mention the indignity of having to keep a litterbox by the royal throne. What next? A cat litter scoop as sceptor? Nay; a regal vulpine rump should adorn the throne.

And also the car...a Yugo which was 'new' when purchased.
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I should win the car. We're going by seniority, right? In cat years, I'm 451 1/2. Cutter Cat, in cat years is 70,084.
 
KimberVaile

KimberVaile

Self congratulatory title goes here
Simo said:
*votes for @KimberVaile to assume the throne and win the new car*

After all; a cat might be distracted by a mere piece of string, catnip or even a smol harmless mouse.

Not to mention the indignity of having to keep a litterbox by the royal throne. What next? A cat litter scoop as sceptor? Nay; a regal vulpine rump should adorn the throne.

And also the car...a Yugo which was 'new' when purchased.
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puts finger to lips Shhhh! I gotta con these suckers into thinking I'm advocating democracy first- I mean uh. Hello folks, mmm mmm, love me some democratically enforced checks and balances.

Hey! A Yugo?! What gives?!
I was promised a Lincoln Premiere!
 
Arnak

Arnak

Off the bench
KimberVaile said:
puts finger to lips Shhhh! I gotta con these suckers into thinking I'm advocating democracy first- I mean uh. Hello folks, mmm mmm, love me some democratically enforced checks and balances.

Hey! A Yugo?! What gives?!
I was promised a Lincoln Premiere!
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Sounds like handsome jack, looks like a furry handsome jack. Cheating to get into power. *Holds buzz axe close*
 
Keefur

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
If I don't win, there will be a recount, and I'll use my "special" hole punches *Rubs sabers*
 
KimberVaile

KimberVaile

Self congratulatory title goes here
Arnak said:
Sounds like handsome jack, looks like a furry handsome jack. Cheating to get into power. *Holds buzz axe close*
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Hands you a campaign button
The answer lies within my campaign promises, you'll find it says the following. "Foxes know best." Trust in the plan!
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Keefur said:
I should win the car. We're going by seniority, right? In cat years, I'm 451 1/2. Cutter Cat, in cat years is 70,084.
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This is just to get on contestants row!
 
Keefur

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
*New campaign slogan* If you vote for me, I promise you won't be attacked by a Sabertooth Cat.
 
Arnak

Arnak

Off the bench
I'm having serious flashbacks to all the crap handsome jack put me through.
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
KimberVaile said:
Talk about taking larping too far! I'm gonna need security at this rate!
@Simo I need this man sprayed pronto!
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Right away boss...I'll get him!

*sprays*

Heh...oops...wind was blowing the wrong way and got you instead...but I'll keep an eye out for him!
 
Niru the Husky

Niru the Husky

Can easily be persuaded with bacon...
morning, and bye
 
KimberVaile

KimberVaile

Self congratulatory title goes here
Simo said:
Right away boss...I'll get him!

*sprays*

Heh...oops...wind was blowing the wrong way and got you instead...but I'll keep an eye out for him!
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Goodness gracious, this really stinks!

Thankfully, my abhorrent stench will show everybody my courage in the face of such odorous adversity!
I'm just a half glass full kinda guy, you know?
 
Niru the Husky

Niru the Husky

Can easily be persuaded with bacon...
There will be a voting ? Voting for what ?
A new supreme power ?
 
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