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[Skittles]

*kisses the cow on my way to the Guillotine*

GUILLOTINE!!! AAAAAAARGH! -Hyperventilates-

 

[Nax04]

*kisses the cow on my way to the Guillotine*

*Waits and has his robotic hand on the lever*

 

[WXYZ]

*Waits and has his robotic hand on the lever*

"C'est la vie"

 

[Nax04]

*waiting for the crown to say yay or nay*

 

[TR273]

*On my way to the Guillotine*

Guys, we might have a problem here...

 

[Guifrog]

*moos at all*

Moo, hello all!

Hoin, miss! You came at a good time, we're watching Manchesterite on his way to get beheaded ^w^

 

[Dreammaker33]

Hoin, miss! You came at a good time, we're watching Manchesterite on his way to get beheaded ^w^

*looks a little uncomfortable*

What are they being beheaded for?

 

[Guifrog]

*looks a little uncomfortable*

What are they being beheaded for?

He, uh... ate a head ^w^'

 

[Nax04]

Im still waiting, where did Skittles go?

 

[WXYZ]

I have already written a will giving my entire estate to @Some Moron.
I'm just waiting for the Queen to say something...

 

[Skittles]

Nay NAY NAY NAY! No guillotine! They make my royal floofiness nervous.. Send him to @Simo for a good spanking!

 

[Dreammaker33]

He, uh... ate a head ^w^'

Oh dear!

 

[WXYZ]

Nay NAY NAY NAY! No guillotine! They make my royal floofiness nervous.. Send him to @Simo for a good spanking!

Sorry, @Some Moron, you don't get that estate after all.

 

[Nax04]

Nay NAY NAY NAY! No guillotine! They make my royal floofiness nervous.. Send him to @Simo for a good spanking!

Very well
*Gets him out of the guillotine and puts him in a cell*

 

[TR273]

I urge mercy on the part of Queen @Skittles

(Edit: Phew! Now we don't have to try to iron @Manchesterite 's head to get it into the wrong guillotine.
*Blames supplier*)

 

[Skittles]

-Yeets the guillotine off a cliff- Think you can shave me eh! I'll show you!

 

[Nax04]

@Simo We need you to send guards to pick up the prisoner

 

[Dreammaker33]

*cuts a3 paper with guillotine*

This is good for artwork!

 

[Tazmo]

@Simo We need you to send guards to pick up the prisoner

*sighs* *had just woke up*

Alrighty then!

 

[KimberVaile]

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!
It's the grand champion!

 

[Skittles]

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!
It's the grand champion!

Standing here! Next to me!

 

[TR273]

Why did we even have a guillotine in the town square? Which nitwit ordered it?
*Checks paperwork*
Well this is embarrassing, apparently it was me, let that be a lesson kids, don't shop online while drunk.

 

[Dreammaker33]

*falls off edge of a cliff*

Nooo!

 

[Skittles]

Why did we even have a guillotine in the town square? Which nitwit ordered it?
*Checks paperwork*
Well this is embarrassing, apparently it was me, let that be a lesson kids, don't shop online while drunk.

Problem solved! -Dusts off paws and flounces off-

 

[WXYZ]

*sighs* *had just woke up*

Alrighty then!

Please spank me while you're at it. =P