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Dreammaker33

Cute cow that likes computer hardware
barnyard debauchery today? where's youre hottest melissa, show us! :)

*Turns bright red and blushes heavily*

I don't want to do anything naughty now, I can't just put everything on show there are underaged moos around.
 
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Deleted member 82554

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ive been zapped 3x, on fire 2x, shot 1x, hit by a car 5x... im fine, but i dont think lucky is the word.
Only 3? Pfff that's nothing. I've almost drowned that many times. I know what it's like being burned though. I was in a head bandage for a month.
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
ive been zapped 3x, on fire 2x, shot 1x, hit by a car 5x... im fine, but i dont think lucky is the word.

Holy moly! You're a survivor!
 

Existenceinanutshell

Well-Known Member
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Dreammaker33

Cute cow that likes computer hardware
I think the rule was I can only PM NSFW links with an active age gate with the right tag attached.
 
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Oh, and a major car accident. Yeah, that sucked. Fucked up my knee for about 3 months and was picking glass out of my head for a week.
 

Nellf

Nellf and his wife Mercedes
Only 3? Pfff that's nothing. I've almost drowned that many times. I know what it's like being burned though. I was in a head bandage for a month.
i got off easy, of all the scrapes i got a broken collar bone and a couple small scars. i got out of my burning clothes both times with minimal injuries. the gun was .22 THE round was rat shot of all things. looked like chicken pox on my ass and leg. the cars were bumps and i was young and malleable. usually the bicycle took the hit and i just tumbled. been a fun time.
 
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i got off easy, of all the scrapes i got a broken collar bone and a couple small scars. i got out of my burning clothes both times with minimal injuries. the gun was .22 THE round was rat shot of all things. looked like chicken pox on my ass and leg. the cars were bumps and i was young and malleable. usually the bicycle took the hit and i just tumbled. been a fun time.
We should like, totally get together and compare scars one day. XD
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
Been knocked off a scooter and almost turned into a waffle under a ton of metal mesh on my first day of work. About the only two major ones I have had.
 
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