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[Borophagus Metropolis]

Look! Some watery tart threw a sword at me, said I was King! I didn't ask fur this!!

Well next time someone throws a sword at you don't bother to catch it.

 

[Skittles]

-Floofs nervously-

 

[Tyno]

Huh, I pulled a sword for a rock and people started bowing.

I think they just dropped their contacts

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*folfs*

 

[TR273]

I was somewhat elected \0/ Somehow.. I think.. I am a good monarch..Right!?

The best.

 

[Arnak]

I think they just dropped their contacts

Haha very funny.... *Shocks*

 

[Bink]

*gay folf noises*

Gay doge noises

 

[Foxy Emy]

Well next time someone throws a sword at you don't bother to catch it.

At least, not with your belly. The shish kebab look really isn't your style.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I think they just dropped their contacts

Or maybe they dropped their multitronic engrammatic interpreters.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Gay doge noises

*gay noises*

 

[Universe]

*Starts eating pizza* nom

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*gay noises*

*gay*

 

[Tyno]

Haha very funny.... *Shocks*

*spooks back*

 

[TR273]

I could squash you to death if I really wanted to!

Can someone please remove this broken ceiling stuff from my body?

*Plucks bits of plasterboard, jousts, conduit, and load bearing members (watch it! you filth minded lot) out of you.*

You may find it easier to use the door next time.

 

[Universe]

Hello

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*gay*

No u! >:V

 

[Arnak]

*spooks back*

*Baps with staff* bad fishy

 

[Universe]

*screams in celestial*

 

[Tyno]

*Baps with staff* bad fishy

I will have my revenge!
*starts throwing illusionary eggs at you*

 

[Bink]

*gay noises*

*gay*

GHEEEEEY

 

[Universe]

I will have my revenge!
*starts throwing illusionary eggs at you*

*dodges*

 

[Arnak]

I will have my revenge!
*starts throwing illusionary eggs at you*

*Reflects back at you*

 

[Skittles]

-Sits back on throne and sips tea whilst casually floofing and watching the chaotic antics of LPW-

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

No u! >:V

I know you are but what am I?

 

[Nax04]

GHEEEEEY

*Straight noises*