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[Arnak]

Bork

 

[Arnak]

*pets the sorcerer*
;D

Do not pet me! I am terrifying, I am destruction, I am the eater of furs!!!!

 

[Arnak]

I have a potion recipe that calls for smoked lungs. I figured that it’ll cut some time if I take a smoker’s lungs.

The book says "smoked in Mandrake"

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The book says "smoked in Mandrake"

Mandrake is awful tasting.

 

[Arnak]

Mandrake is awful tasting.

It's a magic thing ok. Mortals don't understand

 

[Skittles]

Do not pet me! I am terrifying, I am destruction, I am the eater of furs!!!!

And hugger of Queens.

-Glomps-

 

[Arnak]

And hugger of Queens.

-Glomps-

I'd do more but I must be "family friendly"

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

It's a magic thing ok. Mortals don't understand

It's evil. Do not want. Will just have ramen with no mandrake

 

[Arnak]

It's evil. Do not want. Will just have ramen with no mandrake

Not IRL!!!!!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Bork

Are you a sorcerer, or a Swedish chef?

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Do not pet me! I am terrifying, I am destruction, I am the eater of furs!!!!

*feeds a cupcake*

 

[Skittles]

I'd do more but I must be "family friendly"

-Pets- That's ok~

 

[Arnak]

Are you a sorcerer, or a Swedish chef?

Alittle bit of both

*feeds a cupcake*

But I want lava cookies. *Sad*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Not IRL!!!!!

What ... IRL...?
*bolts away, whimpering, and hides under a minivan*

 

[Arnak]

-Pets- That's ok~

*Low, dragonic purring*

 

[Arnak]

What ... IRL...?
*bolts away, whimpering, and hides under a minivan*

... Ugh

 

[Doodle Bunny]

The book says "smoked in Mandrake"

Really?!?

*Rereads*

Curses!!! I hate it when I skip lines! Just when I was going to use this ancient Egyptian embalming tool, too.

 

[Arnak]

Really?!?

*Rereads*

Curses!!! I hate it when I skip lines! Just when I was going to use this ancient Egyptian embalming tool, too.

*Takes* so that's where it was. I've got servants to preserve

 

[Skittles]

Really?!?

*Rereads*

Curses!!! I hate it when I skip lines! Just when I was going to use this ancient Egyptian embalming tool, too.

:O scary

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I am just going to spend the night under this minivan. It smells like gasoline and a rotting banana, so it will keep the evil spirits away.

 

[Arnak]

I am just going to spend the night under this minivan. It smells like gasoline and a rotting banana, so it will keep the evil spirits away.

You seem lonely, here. *Summons pygmy tribesmen, they want to eat you*

 

[Doodle Bunny]

*Takes* so that's where it was. I've got servants to preserve

I was only going to borrow it for a moment.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

You seem lonely, here. *Summons pygmy tribesmen, they want to eat you*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

 

[Arnak]

I was only going to borrow it for a moment.

Just like you "borrowed" half my treasure hoard

 

[Arnak]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

Sike!