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Toby_Morpheus

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
Arnak said:
Aika would tackle you for those. I've seen fishermen bowled over after teasing the manokit with his favorite treat
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Do manokits also like hot sauce?
*splashes multi-million scoville sauce on tentacles, continues to eat*
 
Arnak

Arnak

Off the bench
Toby_Morpheus said:
Do manokits also like hot sauce?
*splashes multi-million scoville sauce on tentacles, continues to eat*
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He claims descendance from Pele herself. The goddess of fire and volcanoes is surprisingly maternal towards him
 
Arnak

Arnak

Off the bench
Toby_Morpheus said:
Too bad it isn't the right kind of fire.
*slurps*
Want one?
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I brought my own. I just wanted to get the noodle out of the way. *Pulls a small Eldridge horror from his pocket and starts pulling tentacles off and eating them. The tentacles grow back though*
 
Toby_Morpheus

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
Arnak said:
I brought my own. I just wanted to get the noodle out of the way. *Pulls a small Eldridge horror from his pocket and starts pulling tentacles off and eating them. The tentacles grow back though*
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Oh.
Cute shoggoth.
*tentacles from bowl pull my fork in, dissolving the head, and releases it*
Mine's hungry.
 
Arnak

Arnak

Off the bench
Toby_Morpheus said:
Oh.
Cute shoggoth.
*tentacles from bowl pull my fork in, dissolving the head, and releases it*
Mine's hungry.
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I have to eat the old tentacles or else this one whines like a hundred puppies. The older a tentacle gets, the more pain the creature feels.
 
Toby_Morpheus

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
Arnak said:
I have to eat the old tentacles or else this one whines like a hundred puppies. The older a tentacle gets, the more pain the creature feels.
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Hmm...
Guess it isn't unheard of that these things can be cursed.

Azathoth was turned into the "Blind Idiot God" by the Elder Ones for provoking them.
 
Draakc from State Farm

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
 
Arnak

Arnak

Off the bench
Toby_Morpheus said:
By the way. I'm sure you've noticed a difference.
I've heard the call and made a pact.

I'm now Toby, warlock.
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So a male witch? *Sigh* why does everyone immediately go for the dark arts instead of studying the teachings of Do'zinda the incorruptible?
 
Toby_Morpheus

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
Arnak said:
So a male witch? *Sigh* why does everyone immediately go for the dark arts instead of studying the teachings of Do'zinda the incorruptible?
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Wrong kind of warlock.
Think of it more like... cultist...
 
Toby_Morpheus

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
Arnak said:
... What false god do you and your cult follow. I'll have a word with them. *Electricity buzzes around me for a second*
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Those that share the same space around Betelgeuse that made Azathoth blind and stupid.
 
Skittles

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
-Floofs around-
 
Draakc from State Farm

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
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