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[Arnak]

Only those who come willingly are allowed the honor to be sacrificed.

Good... I've wiped cults off the earth before

 

[Nate/Satsuki]

I’m having a gay panic rn

 

[Arnak]

Are tentacles growing in your bowl?

Oh the infant grasper? I got it from my pocket. Part pet, part snack

 

[Skittles]

Hmm. There seems to have been an increase in dark magic users. Maybe I should invest in more personal bodyguards..

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Good... I've wiped cults off the earth before

More would come if that were to happen. The call is always being made.
It would just... delay the inevitable, if only slightly.

It's more efficient if we aren't stupid, so warning well-received.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Hmm. There seems to have been an increase in dark magic users. Maybe I should invest in more personal bodyguards..

Worry not, your highness.
I'm just taking a seat in the church from now on.

 

[Arnak]

Hmm. There seems to have been an increase in dark magic users. Maybe I should invest in more personal bodyguards..

Your loviness, I practice all forms of magic. From druid healing spells to voodoo curses and the inscriptions of the books of the living and dead

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Your loviness, I practice all forms of magic. From druid healing spells to voodoo curses and the inscriptions of the books of the living and dead

You've also been around longer than they've had their throne.

Also, 'dark' is suggestive. Depends on perspective.

 

[A.random.foxxo]

*flops and noms a meatball sandwich*

 

[Skittles]

Well. I am just going to do this~

-Hugs @Arnak and @Toby_Morpheus -

:3

 

[Arnak]

You've also been around longer than they've had their throne.

Also, 'dark' is suggestive. Depends on perspective.

Yes. Unfortunately I had to obliterate an island full of people who worshipped me. Blood sacrices and father's forcing their daughters to marry me was not what I wanted

 

[Arnak]

*flops and noms a meatball sandwich*

Perhaps you should decree that a school of magic be built. Education will improve and the kingdom will be protected

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Yes. Unfortunately I had to obliterate an island full of people who worshipped me. Blood sacrices and father's forcing their daughters to marry me was not what I wanted

A cult of yourself?
No offense, but I don't see why anyone would do that.

There are far older and more powerful things out there.

 

[Skittles]

That sounds wonderful! A school for magic.

 

[Nate/Satsuki]

;-;

 

[Arnak]

A cult of yourself?
No offense, but I don't see why anyone would do that.

There are far older and more powerful things out there.

They saw how powerful I was

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

They saw how powerful I was

Not everyone hears the call, I suppose.
It's generally made to those looking for knowledge beyond.

Some are fine with what they can already witness in this terrestria.

 

[SoL-JoS]

*suddenly exists*
*hugs @Toby_Morpheus reeeeeaaaalllllyyyyy tight*
*waves to @Arnak and @Skittles *

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Hmm. There seems to have been an increase in dark magic users. Maybe I should invest in more personal bodyguards..

Large, bone crushing, floofy woof for hire.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Oh the infant grasper? I got it from my pocket. Part pet, part snack

Is this your recipe for ramen noodles?

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

*suddenly exists*
*hugs @Toby_Morpheus reeeeeaaaalllllyyyyy tight*
*waves to @Arnak and @Skittles *

*hugs back even tighter*

 

[SoL-JoS]

*hugs back even tighter*

*squirms*
okay love you bUT LEMME GO
*slips out of reach*
*nyooms away*
*accidentally tackles @Borophagus Monoclinous and is stopped by the floof*
*sighs*
*flops*
ohohohohohohohohohohohoho HE'S SO FLUFFY

 

[The Matte-Black Cat]

Heavy armoured khajiit
No helmet
Battle axe
Essentially I made a male @The Matte-Black Cat without realizing

Oooo, I wanna see!
Also, hi everyone :3

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Why wasn't this in a Vsauce out of context compilation?

 

[Arnak]

Oooo, I wanna see!
Also, hi everyone :3

Can't right now, night time and sis has the Xbox