Captain TrashPanda
A broke college racc
HEY *an pissed off Universe stands next to a motorcycle with hands on my hips* GET LOST PUNK!

HEY *an pissed off Universe stands next to a motorcycle with hands on my hips* GET LOST PUNK!
*Sitting down and eating cookies* no!HEY *an pissed off Universe stands next to a motorcycle with hands on my hips* GET LOST PUNK!
*You run over my tail and I cry*I heard 'motorcycle'
*Does burnouts around the win, then vanishes, leaving a faint laugh and the smell of petroleum and brimstone.*
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*coughs in the smoke and smell of gas*I heard 'motorcycle'
*Does burnouts around the win, then vanishes, leaving a faint laugh and the smell of petroleum and brimstone.*
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That’s mine *presses button on my belt and it ejects you out of it’s seat then comes back to me*I heard 'motorcycle'
*Does burnouts around the win, then vanishes, leaving a faint laugh and the smell of petroleum and brimstone.*
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*Holding flattened tail*That’s mine
I’m sorry about that*Holding flattened tail*
That’s mine *presses button on my belt and it ejects you out of it’s seat then comes back to me*
Shouldn't you be chasing themI’m sorry about that
Terribly sorry about that, I'm still getting used to this.*You run over my tail and I cry*
*Snaps fingers, recalls demon bike to my side. Hops on and takes off for the Andromeda galaxy (just because).*That’s mine *presses button on my belt and it ejects you out of it’s seat then comes back to me*
*claws for the back of the seat and holds on for dear life*Terribly sorry about that, I'm still getting used to this.
*Snaps fingers, recalls demon bike to my side. Hops on and takes off for the Andromeda galaxy (just because).*
*Again with the tail, this time I get mad an decide to try and nom you*Terribly sorry about that, I'm still getting used to this.
*Snaps fingers, recalls demon bike to my side. Hops on and takes off for the Andromeda galaxy (just because).*
Sorry*Back over the tail, I squeal in pain*
Is that a Gucci belt*I press a button on my belt and summon one of my many backups*
Is that a Gucci belt
this here furs is an idiot avoid him at all costs
*Revs the throttle, unleashing a ball of fire into the night sky.**claws for the back of the seat and holds on for dear life*
Let me come with youuuuu
*Grabs bike, using weight to keep you in place**Revs the throttle, unleashing a ball of fire into the night sky.*
Where were going we don't need roads...
...to INSANITY and BEYOND!