Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[GarnetFerrum]

*ejects out of the car*

Hmmmm, you don't seem to get it.... Do you?
*Still right beside you*(Illusion)

 

[Universe]

I’m not in the car

 

[theawakening]

Hmmmm, you don't seem to get it.... Do you?
*Still right beside you*

Lol, what are you even doing? Stalking mr. universe again?

 

[Universe]

I’m just trying to enjoy a cookie by myself.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

OH NO! People are actually reading these!

 

[GarnetFerrum]

I’m not in the car

And neither am I
*Taps your shoulder*(Illusion)

 

[Universe]

And neither am I
*Taps your shoulder*(Illusion)

*backhands you without looking in the face*

 

[theawakening]

What am I even reading...

 

[GarnetFerrum]

*backhands you without looking in the face*

*Dodges*(Illusion)

 

[Universe]

*Dodges*(Illusion)

*punches you at 10000 miles per second*

 

[GarnetFerrum]

*punches you at 10000 miles per second*

*Still manages to dodge*(Illusion)

 

[Universe]

*punches you at light speed*

 

[GarnetFerrum]

*punches you at light speed*

*Still somehow dodges*(Illusion)

 

[Universe]

*goes Ultra Instinct*

 

[GarnetFerrum]

*goes Ultra Instinct*

*Doesn't care*(Illusion)

 

[Universe]

*Instinctively slaps you in the face*

 

[GarnetFerrum]

*Dodges yet again*(Illusion)
This is going to go on for a while....

 

[Universe]

ATATATATATATA

 

[Universe]

*backflips off of the roof*

 

[GarnetFerrum]

*backflips off of the roof*

*Follows suit*(Illusion)

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

What am I even reading...

The usual for last post wins.

 

[theawakening]

This is crazy...

 

[Universe]

*kicks off building and flies across the city*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

This is crazy...

No u!

 

[GarnetFerrum]

*kicks off building and flies across the city*

*Follows suit once again*(Illusion)
You're never going to learn, are you?