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[Tazmo]

Leave the pizza on the doorstep and get the hell out of here.

That’s not the tip I was expecting! :V

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

That’s not the tip I was expecting! :V

Keep the change, ya filthy animal

 

[Arnak]

Whatever it is you're probably taking it too hard. If it really bothers you go to confession. I assume you're a Christian?

Catholic

 

[Niru the Husky]

What is?

Yes, what is?

It's 2:00 am and I can't sleep in my bed (blablabla unimportant information) and I had to sneak to my aunt's apartment (next to mine)... More than 25 people are living in this house and it's extremely quiet. Now I was in front of the door and unlocked the door as quiet as possible, so I don't wake up someone.
(I'm in the first floor) Suddenly I hear the light switch (that “click“ when somebody activates the light switch) but it was already on. So someone has to keep activating the switch...
And if that's not enough :0, I heard somebody whisper on the floor above me. After I made some noises with the key, he/she started whispering some weird stuff. Right now, I'm hearing the light switch every 1-3 minute.
It seems to not being that scary, but... uff, after I realised that someone, just one floor above me, is activating the light switch without any reason and starts whispering, I unlocked the door instantly

._.

 

[Tyno]

Catholic

Isn't that the one with the pope?

 

[Infrarednexus]

Isn't that the one with the pope?

Yes

 

[Arnak]

Isn't that the one with the pope?

Yes

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

It's 2:00 am and I can't sleep in my bed (blablabla unimportant information) and I had to sneak to my aunt's apartment (next to mine)... More than 25 people are living in this house and it's extremely quiet. Now I was in front of the door and unlocked the door as quiet as possible, so I don't wake up someone.
(I'm in the first floor) Suddenly I hear the light switch (that “click“ when somebody activates the light switch) but it was already on. So someone has to keep activating the switch...
And if that's not enough :0, I heard somebody whisper on the floor above me. After I made some noises with the key, he/she started whispering some weird stuff. Right now, I'm hearing the light switch every 1-3 minutes.

._.

what is even happening!???

 

[Tyno]

Yes

Yeah that religion has confession I'm pretty sure.

 

[Arnak]

Yeah that religion has confession I'm pretty sure.

Let's drop the subject before I wish pain upon myself again

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Let's drop the subject before I wish pain upon myself again

There's a religion for that, too.

 

[Niru the Husky]

what is even happening!???

Idk, I stared at the stairs (5m away from me and of course it has to be a spiral staircase) and thought that I could see somebody's feet in any second

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Idk, I stared at the stairs (5m away from me and of course it has to be a spiral staircase) and thought that I could see somebody's feet in any second

run .... RUN

 

[Tyno]

Let's drop the subject before I wish pain upon myself again

Got it

 

[Niru the Husky]

run .... RUN

Na, I'm in bed now
“Fun“fact;
Some months ago, someone got dismember in an apartment 2 floors above me... (and nope, I'm not joking) you can google “Arzt-Sohn in Wiener Wohnung zerstückelt“

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Na, I'm in bed now
“Fun“fact;
Some months ago, someone got dismembered in an apartment 2 floors above me... (and nope, I'm not joking) you can google “Arzt-Sohn in Wiener Wohnung zerstückelt“

run .... RUN

 

[Niru the Husky]

Naw, but I would like to have a cake right now instead of running

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Naw, but I would like to have a cake right now instead of running

Cake? :3

 

[Niru the Husky]

Cake? :3

Yes, cakeeeee
Some chocolate cheery cake maybe ^^

 

[TR273]

CAKE!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

kake

 

[Infrarednexus]

kace

 

[Guifrog]

Keca

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*fox noises*

 

[Tazmo]

*totally innocent raccoon noises*