Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Are you 85 with a catheter? No? Then I'm not obligated to serve you, get your own coffee

I feel 85, and a catheter would make things much easier. After you insert my catheter, I demand coffee.

 

[TR273]

Post box!

(Technically piller box, but usually just referred to as post box)

 

[Tazmo]

Post box!
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(Technically piller box, but usually just referred to as post box)

That is a funny looking trash can!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

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Pile 'O post

I see your posts, but what about my toasts?

 

[WXYZ]

Post box!
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(Technically piller box, but usually just referred to as post box)

*puts a letter in, addressed to @Simo the Great, Leader of SV, Grand General of the Five Armies, Protector of the People, etc*

 

[Arnak]

I feel 85, and a catheter would make things much easier. After you insert my catheter, I demand coffee.

I'm dietary, I can't insert a catheter.

PS: IM NOT GIVING YOU COFFEE YOU SMELLY MUTT

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I'm dietary, I can't insert a catheter.

PS: IM NOT GIVING YOU COFFEE YOU SMELLY MUTT

*AWOOOOOOOOOOO*

 

[Arnak]

*AWOOOOOOOOOOO*

*Insert Godzilla roar*

 

[TR273]

*Insert 50¢ to continue*

 

[Skittles]

Oh dear, it seems our queen has become a tormented spirit.

*Munches carrot with an amused grin*

-Poltergeists your habitat- MOAR FLOOF! OOoooooOooooooOoo!

 

[Arnak]

*Insert 50¢ to continue*

*Uses quarter on a string*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Insert 50¢ to continue*

Is this the coffee machine?

*inserts contents of savings accounts, 401K, and takes out a home equity loan*

Must have coffee

 

[TR273]

Is this the coffee machine?

*inserts contents of savings accounts, 401K, and takes out a home equity loan*

Must have coffee

*Beverage Babe is summoned*

(Don't let the teapot fool you, she does finest Colombian coffee too)

 

[Arnak]

Works easy, pays well, residents enjoy my presence, free food.

Analysis complete

Verdict: worth it

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Haha why am I subscribed for this!?

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

*Beverage Babe is summoned*
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(Don't let the teapot fool you, she does finest Colombian coffee too)

Soo sexy
*dreams about*

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*chees*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*folfs*

 

[Infrarednexus]

Good morning

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*chees*

I'm going to have some great coffee breath in a bit. I may need to lick the mint chee.

 

[ManicTherapsid]

I need caffeine

 

[Tyno]

Good morning

P A R r o t

 

[A Minty cheetah]

I'm going to have some great coffee breath in a bit. I may need to lick the mint chee.

Go for it!

 

[Arnak]

Due to having ADHD, anything with caffeine in it makes me tired

 

[Arnak]

Go for it!

*Gets camera ready* this gonna make a neat Christmas card