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Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
*dabs*
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Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
*plays with fidget spinners*

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Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
I'm like a noodle
Go on...

Can you describe this... noodle... and dancing combination?

Queer dancing for the straight guys. little on the nose, but could be good YouTube.
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
OOOOOOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
Sandy Squirrel and her sassy ass?

Oh, sooo not where we wanted to go with that.

I need coffee and professional mental help this morning.
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Crap, have a dilemma. Zombieland 2 or Addams Family.

Wife says Zombieland and I say Addams
 

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Assert your dominance!
There's two p****s involved though.

Oh crap, I think that was a dad joke.

And I want to get with hers, lol.
 

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
Haha flying lizard
That's great I'm gonna use that
Hey guys! Six likes and I'll change my username to Draakc The Flying Lizard!
We need 2 more, guys
 
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Aika the manokit

Adorable fisherman
Go on...

Can you describe this... noodle... and dancing combination?

Queer dancing for the straight guys. little on the nose, but could be good YouTube.
I can do certain moves normal males can't because 75% of their muscle mass is in their arms. I'm a skinny twig and can out manuver a meat headed jerk... Idk where I'm going with this
 

Existenceinanutshell

Well-Known Member
I can do certain moves normal males can't because 75% of their muscle mass is in their arms. I'm a skinny twig and can out manuver a meat headed jerk... Idk where I'm going with this

I mean every body type has it's own strength and weaknesses.

Also this is coming from a meat headed jerk according to you. So I'll just say this, I hope you have a lovely day.
 
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