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[Tazmo]

Again, I'm not Jimmy. Jimmy was your 357855th child mom.

Is @SoL-JoS the Dad?

 

[Skittles]

Rawr!

 

[Universe]

Hello?

 

[Tyno]

That would be a lot of names to keep track of. I already have a hard enough time calling my pets by the right names.

Just do it how Marlin planned to do it from Finding Nemo. Name them all Marlin Jr. And only one Nemo.

 

[Tazmo]

Rawr!

*cute raccoon rawr*

 

[Firio Zifirion]

@Niedlich the Wolf is cute! <3

 

[KimberVaile]

Is @SoL-JoS the Dad?

It was a one night stand, and I don't remember.

 

[Universe]

Rawr

 

[SoL-JoS]

Is @SoL-JoS the Dad?

nO
I have sired no child and do not wish to do so.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Just do it how Marlin planned to do it from Finding Nemo. Name them all Marlin Jr. And only one Nemo.

I totally read "dab isn't dead" as "dab isn't dad" and had to re read it. Context is everything.

 

[Skittles]

nO
I have sired no child and do not wish to do so.

No little chees from this one.

 

[Universe]

Derggie sad

 

[SoL-JoS]

It was a one night stand, and I don't remember.

:O
Did we bang? I don't know, either!

No little chees from this one.

nOp3
already told mom not to expect kids from me
I haven't properly dated anyone in over two years
my ex kinda broke me, but I'm much happier on my own

 

[Foxy Emy]

Speaking of having children, mine is only 4 months away!

 

[Universe]

I want a derggie hug

 

[Foxy Emy]

I want a derggie hug

*hugs*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I'm sending you to the shadow realm jimbo

I'm not Jimbo either!

I don't do child support if that is what you're asking.

You don't even know which child I'd be anyways so that's fine.
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Is @SoL-JoS the Dad?

I don't know as she keeps spreading her legs to every guy! >:V

@Niedlich the Wolf is cute! <3

OwO Uhhh, that's random.

 

[KimberVaile]

:O
Did we bang? I don't know, either!

With these things, I usually don't remember faces, just the size of their schnitzel.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

:O
Did we bang? I don't know, either!

nOp3
already told mom not to expect kids from me
I haven't properly dated anyone in over two years
my ex kinda broke me, but I'm much happier on my own

It's ok SoL, I'm lonely too.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

With these things, I usually don't remember faces, just the size of their schnitzel.

I love schnitzel. :V :3

 

[Skittles]

Spegepølse is better.

 

[KimberVaile]

I don't know as she keeps spreading her legs to every guy! >:V

It's a living.

 

[Tazmo]

*for some reason is in mood for sausage*

Oh....for breakfast!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*for some reason is in mood for sausage*

Oh....for breakfast!

Yeah... sausage...

 

[Foxy Emy]

Spegepølse is better.

Sweet cheese pierogi is where it is at!