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[Niru the Husky]

Since there aren't any rules against that...
*drives with 950 mph in an 0,5 mph area*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Since there aren't any rules against that...
*drives with 950 mph in an 0,5 mph area*

*honks horn and waves finger*

 

[Tenné]

Since there aren't any rules against that...
*drives with 950 mph in an 0,5 mph area*

You can legally ignore speed limits if they're not written in metric. Well known fact.

 

[Nellf]

The rat king himself, my dude. What's the word on the street?

i rein over a kindom of gutters and garbage, raccoons my generals, foxes my statesmen, i... wait no i do the senate bit. IM The PRESIDENT OF THE SEWERS!

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Is it weird the joker is so relatable?

 

[Nellf]

The rat king himself, my dude. What's the word on the street?

getting high again.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

getting high again.

*smacks out of hands* Bad rat!

 

[Nellf]

*smacks out of hands* Bad rat!

~hits bong with prehensile tail~

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

~hits bong with prehensile tail~

*drags you to car*

 

[KimberVaile]

i rein over a kindom of gutters and garbage, raccoons my generals, foxes my statesmen, i... wait no i do the senate bit. IM The PRESIDENT OF THE SEWERS!

My fabulous, fantastically dressed and fine assed fox brethren of the Vulpine Empire, headed by yours truly welcomes the king of the sewers. Just be sure to put on a glove before we shake paws.

 

[Skittles]

-Observes from the palace using the ancient art of.. Secrecy!-

 

[KimberVaile]

Fellas, I hope you appreciate all that fantastic build up to that ultimately mediocre punchline.

KiNg Of CoMeDy

 

[Nellf]

~gives it to the senate~ anti-climax achieved

 

[Skittles]

i rein over a kindom of gutters and garbage, raccoons my generals, foxes my statesmen, i... wait no i do the senate bit. IM The PRESIDENT OF THE SEWERS!

Does this mean you will stop trying to organise a revolt against me? I am happy to coexist peacefully! :3

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

My fabulous, fantastically dressed and fine assed fox brethren of the Vulpine Empire, headed by yours truly welcomes the king of the sewers. Just be sure to put on a glove before we shake paws.

>_> Uhh...

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

getting high again.

puff puff pass

 

[KimberVaile]

Yeah Nelf, don't you antagonize the Squirlf!
Whispers dirty little secrets about all the unflattering things Skittles said about rats
They even dared to insult your fantastically tailored suit!

 

[Nellf]

Does this mean you will stop trying to organise a revolt against me? I am happy to coexist peacefully! :3

in the words of lincoln, "You dont understand, it's all our land." i have sworn an oath to the constitution of these united sewers, and it is a democracy.

 

[Nellf]

besides, im still the only rat whos showing up that isnt carrying a fluffy tail shield

 

[KimberVaile]

in the words of lincoln, "You dont understand, it's all our land." i have sworn an oath to the constitution of these united sewers, and it is a democracy.

Covertly supplies band aids for all the brutal foam sword bruising.

Never underestimate the fury of a foam sword fellas

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Covertly supplies band aids for all the brutal foam sword bruising.

Never underestimate the fury of a foam sword fellas

*whacks with foam sword*

 

[Nellf]

i bawls- eye balls- aye, balls-

 

[KimberVaile]

*whacks with foam sword*

Why would thou do such a thing?

 

[Nellf]

Why would thou do such a thing?

you do look like you just slept with somebodys sister, its your avatar. he looks like he's saying "i just nailed your sis, and it was hawt"

 

[Nellf]

its a look of superiority and satisfaction at the same time. there its, nailed it. also about 5% "hey im cute"