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Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Well... I have missed a lot. Somehow we went from awakening Azathoth to a runway battle.
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Typically straights regenerate their wounds under the cover of night and have a weakness to garlic phallic shaped items.

Does that make me a dhampire?
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Oooh, a runway battle while waking Azathoth!
 

Tazmo

Trash connoisseur
*adorable Raccoon Rawr*
 

KimberVaile

Self congratulatory title goes here
Does that make me a dhampire?
Dhampir are in fact well known for their inability to dance to the beat and feel the rhythm, this is why nobody invites them to parties. Vampires suck blood and Dhampir suck enthusiasm out of parties and most conversations.
It's well documented in the 3rd edition of D&D in fact.

Moral of the story, don't be a dhampir.
 
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Can one truly wear a terrycloth bathrobe without great big foam curlers? We all know the favorite in this match up.

*catches Kimber lounging around in mom jeans and circulates incriminating photos* :p
 
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