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KimberVaile

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Never hold in your farts because farts travel to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.
That sort of constipation will makes your bowel movements come out like a firehose. So life lesson for the day, don't let yourself get full of crap.
There, I got my incentive to stay on the straight and narrow now.
 

Niedlich the Folf

Cute Folf.
That sort of constipation will makes your bowel movements come out like a firehose. So life lesson for the day, don't let yourself get full of crap.
There, I got my incentive to stay on the straight and narrow now.
>_>
 

KimberVaile

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It took me a few months to realise he was a person. People were going on about this 'Kayne West' and eventually I asked 'Is there a by-election going on there?'
'No' was the answer 'He's married to Kim Kardashian.!
Me... 'Who?'

I'm like that with most famous figures here, so I know how that feels. Just a word of the wise. Kayne West and the Kardashians generally speaking are really are some of the most trivial and useless pieces of knowledge you can store in your noggin. You're a more educated person by not knowing of them. Haha
 

Niedlich the Folf

Cute Folf.
I'm like that with most famous figures here, so I know how that feels. Just a word of the wise. Kayne West and the Kardashians generally speaking are really are some of the most trivial and useless pieces of knowledge you can store in your noggin. You're a more educated person by not knowing of them. Haha
As useless as me useless?
 

KimberVaile

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As useless as me useless?
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KimberVaile

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*Hands you your super gay nail polish*
Good. Spends the next half hour painting my nails, ultimately this wasn't satisfying for my fashion sensibilities and decided I need to carefully brush and manicure my fur for following two hours.
Talk show host proceeds to chastise me in the most professional and corporate way possible, ultimately resulting in some minor annoyance.
 
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Infrarednexus

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Good. Spends the next half hour painting my nails, ultimately this wasn't satisfying for my fashion sensibilities and decided I need to carefully brush and manicure my fur for following two hours.
Talk show host proceeds to chastise me in the most professional and corporate way possible, ultimately resulting in some minor annoyance.
When you cry does mascara run down your eyes?
 
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