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[Water Draco]

Just ignore and report this user posing as Stevie Wonder.

 

[ManicTherapsid]

Anyone else think Guinan on TNG was a secret Time Lord?

 

[Infrarednexus]

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

 

[Water Draco]

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

@Slytherin Umbreon will be pleased that you are already pulling Xmas crackers and reading the jokes.

 

[Niru the Husky]

I knew this forum was full of the special needs people but this really takes the cake.

Now we are seeing the lord of attention seeking angsty teenager vs a kiddy diddler. This is amusing beyond words.

Do you kids have nothing else better to do with your lives than be stupid on the internet?

 

[Infrarednexus]

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

 

[Water Draco]

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Everyfur it looks like we have found the individual who is responsible for writing the Christmas Cracker Jokes.

 

[Keefur]

Why do foxes hate furpiles? Too many thank you notes to write.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Anyone else think Guinan on TNG was a secret Time Lord?

She was, as part of her was in a Nexus allowing her to see timelines. Though technically, there was a before Time Lord point.

One subplot had her at a level on par with Q, which is a god-like tier beyond understanding.

 

[Keefur]

Did you all hear the story about the straight fox?

Aren't you all a little too old to listen to fairy tales?

 

[Infrarednexus]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

 

[Nellf]

what do you call a 2 legged cow? lean beef

 

[Nellf]

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

 

[Infrarednexus]

I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

 

[Keefur]

I knew a Furry who was addicted to drinking brake fluid. He said he could stop any time though.

 

[Infrarednexus]

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

 

[Nellf]

this is awesome

 

[Infrarednexus]

I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

If my daughter refuses to take a nap, can she be charged with resisting arrest?

 

[Infrarednexus]

A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”

 

[Minerva_Minx]

My son was reading and said, "Can I have a bookmark?"

I told him that first, my name is Aileana.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Yes, more good bad jokes.

 

[Infrarednexus]

I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

 

[Water Draco]

Local man killed by falling piano.

It will be a low key funeral.

 

[Infrarednexus]

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.