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[Water Draco]

The last thing grandpa said before he kicked the bucket?






How far do you think I can kick this bucket.

 

[Nellf]

if i move in with my deaf mute uncle, will i be living in relative silence?

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Actually, I'm way better at snide, snark, and sarcasm. Alas, shite at folding clothes.

That's because I'm terrible at puns and I don't get irony.

 

[Infrarednexus]

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

The White House has a love of Disney. They are always calling out for Donald Duck.

 

[Water Draco]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Never knew:

A post on Twitter is a tweet. A post on Facebook is a palm.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

I can use gameboy camera to take a picture of me chilling with
my homie Link

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Ugh, I just know dirty jokes like

What did the hat say to the bra?
You go on a head while I give these two a lift.

 

[Water Draco]

Ugh, I just know dirty jokes like

What did the hat say to the bra?
You go on a head while I give these two a lift.

I'm having similar problems with the jokes. Yet there playground jokes I remember from my school days.

 

[TR273]

(I'm getting in on this...)
So an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says,
'What is this? Some kind of a joke?'

 

[Water Draco]

Two nuns are sitting in a bath. One nun asks to the other "Where's the soap" The other nun replies. "It does doesn't it"

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

This is actually kinda creepy

 

[Minerva_Minx]

One last attempt and I'll screw it up most likely.

Underwear and panties were having a conversation on which was more important to the life of their owner.

The underwear finally came down to, "Well, I'm good at sports! My guy is always saying i hold his balls, stick, or nuts."

The panties knew it would come to this and that she finally had him. "I'm medical! For three days every month, I keep her bandaged and apply pressure so she doesn't bleed out!"

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

 

[TR273]

The problem with political jokes is, sometimes they get elected.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

 

[SoL-JoS]

Two nuns are sitting in a bath. One nun asks to the other "Where's the soap" The other nun replies. "It does doesn't it"

i dun get it

 

[Nellf]

i dun get it

neither do nuns

 

[SoL-JoS]

neither do nuns

cuss

 

[SoL-JoS]

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired

 

[Niru the Husky]

Uffuff, so many good bad jokes ;D

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Stealing win so board stays on front list.

It's the only way I find this thread.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Never knew:

A post on Twitter is a tweet. A post on Facebook is a palm.

wat

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

So many jokes. I only know dead baby jokes.