Arnak
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No my friend, IM THE PRED HERE. *shrinks you* prepare for noms
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Firio Zifirion
Red/Gray Protogen
'w' I am waiiitinggg
KimberVaile
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Thus begins, the great lawn wars.
I'll have you know my gardener can manicure and cut my lawn in 700 different ways. Diamonds, spades, fruity hippopotamuses.
In fact, I'm going to have my own hedge maze and hedge wall. I'll win best palace lawn this year, and there is nothing you can do.
Skittles
Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
Simple is beautiful. So I ordered you 10000 lawn flamingoes
KimberVaile
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See, I'm not the violent one here.
I'm merely defending myself from a rebellious foreign power.
Arnak
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*Tosses in and gets a good taste for you* mmm
Arnak
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Nah. You stole my limited edition hemlock and Mandrake shampoo. I haven't copied the recipe you jerk
KimberVaile
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That was Skittles, not me. I thought you'd be more perceptive than that, but alas, you were hoodwinked.
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
KimberVaile
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What does my city look like, Troy?
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Infrarednexus
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Hey furs
Arnak
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*Smacks* if you didn't steal it, then why is your fur pillowy soft and shiny like the stars?
Skittles
Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
Yes! Except I am using a Trojan Llama!
Arnak
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Nah, looks more like the settlement of Roanoke
KimberVaile
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It's an ancient Chinese beauty secret that was taught to me by kindly old women from Shanghai when I was but a boy.
But I mean, then again, I am naturally elegant, as a fox should be!
KimberVaile
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If we're going by that logic, you would be living in a graveyard right about now.
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Infrarednexus
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With a silver tongue to boot
Arnak
Off the bench
*Snaps fingers and watches golems shake you upside down, the bottle falling from your fur. Takes it* don't touch my stuff or you'll end up like another emperor I knew
Arnak
Off the bench
Your city, not my castle.
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Infrarednexus
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Am I in the middle of an RPG?
KimberVaile
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tuts in disappointment Arnak, must your fantasies always be so violent? We use foam swords and cardboard shields here, let's put away the serrated cola cans. Really need to update the larp etiquette in the rules