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KimberVaile

Self congratulatory title goes here
Let's address the elephant in the room, shall we?
@KimberVaile may have won the presidential election (and is now claiming to be a dictator even though he can EASILY be overthrown by any of the multitude of incredibly powerful furs this thread contains- myself included- if he decides to be more than just a pretty fa- I mean, butt)
and @Skittles is still somehow royal (his floofiness' royal posterior remains in the throne)
BUT
WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH
CATTOS ARE GODS
WE RULE EVERYTHING
(we're just too lazy to give a cuss)

Ruler by divine forum polling, can't get much better than that. Everybody secretly wanted a tyrant. Skittles go a lot of praise for the monarchy thing, I just followed it to the logical conclusion.
Like Caeser, I am a man of the people, and like him, will probably get penetrated multiple times in the back. Oooh, steamy.
 

Tenné

Purveyor of cookies
@Kiaara , what are you doing in my Spotify? :3
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Niedlich the Folf

Cute Folf.
Let's address the elephant in the room, shall we?
@KimberVaile may have won the presidential election (and is now claiming to be a dictator even though he can EASILY be overthrown by any of the multitude of incredibly powerful furs this thread contains- myself included- if he decides to be more than just a pretty fa- I mean, butt)
and @Skittles is still somehow royal (his floofiness' royal posterior remains in the throne)
BUT
WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH
CATTOS ARE GODS
WE RULE EVERYTHING
(we're just too lazy to give a cuss)
Nope
 

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit

But this Nerd, he doesn't forget it

Why can't a Turtle swim?

Why can't I land the plane?

They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck

The characters' names are wrong

Why's that password so long?

Why don't the weapons do anything?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words

He's the angriest most pissed off gaming Nerd

He's the Angry Atari, Amiga, CD-i, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo-Geo, TurboGrafx-16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd

He's the Angry...Video Game...Nerd
 

SoL-JoS

Fasto catto and LPW's #1 ~C U S S~ expert
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit

But this Nerd, he doesn't forget it

Why can't a Turtle swim?

Why can't I land the plane?

They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck

The characters' names are wrong

Why's that password so long?

Why don't the weapons do anything?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words

He's the angriest most pissed off gaming Nerd

He's the Angry Atari, Amiga, CD-i, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo-Geo, TurboGrafx-16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd

He's the Angry...Video Game...Nerd
c-cuss...
 

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
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