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[Keefur]

Sure.
Roll over.

Anybody ever eat shredded goat?

 

[Kiaara]

Anybody ever eat shredded goat?

@Toby_Morpheus wouldn't appreciate that

 

[Keefur]

@Toby_Morpheus wouldn't appreciate that

Sorry... *Tries to put it all back together*

 

[Deleted member 82554]

My cat makes as much sense as Donald Trump's hair. He's back under that shade cloth again and he still looks hilarious as fuck. Hmm, maybe it has something to do with some nearby plants, getting a bit of a buzz off them.

 

[KimberVaile]

Sorry... *Tries to put it all back together*

It's the thought that counts.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Sorry... *Tries to put it all back together*

No, eat his kind.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Sorry... *Tries to put it all back together*

*grabs your chest tuft gently*
Go on, give it a shot ;3

 

[Kiaara]

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[Minerva_Minx]

I'm a (sabertooth) Cat. Anyone want to run the risk of rubbing MY belly?!

Yes.

 

[Universe]

Hello

 

[KimberVaile]

Universe, how are ya?

 

[Keefur]

Yes.

OK... I give up. Nobody is afraid of a sabertooth anymore.

 

[KimberVaile]

OK... I give up. Nobody is afraid of a sabertooth anymore.

Should have growled first, a good growl does all the work for you.

 

[Keefur]

Should have growled first, a good growl does all the work for you.

Too late now. I feel like the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz. Maybe I'll like having my belly rubbed. I'm a disgrace to all felines out there.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Too late now. I feel like the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz. Maybe I'll like having my belly rubbed. I'm a disgrace to all felines out there.

It's ok.
I have a metal arm under this fur.

See?
*Pulls a Terminator by removing the fake skin, revealing a smooth robotic arm*

 

[Keefur]

I have a metal arm under this fur.

When I rebuilt that, I think I turned it into a mixer.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

OK... I give up. Nobody is afraid of a sabertooth anymore.

Only in elevators

 

[Keefur]

Only in elevators

Yes, but if everyone's afraid to get in the elevator with me... I'll STARVE!!! Wait... what? I mean, I don't know what you're talking about! *Looks innocent*

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Yes, but if everyone's afraid to get in the elevator with me... I'll STARVE!!! Wait... what? I mean, I don't know what you're talking about! *Looks innocent*

You could just as easily eat non-sentient creatures or things already dead.

You know. Like from a super market. (Sometimes called a 'food library')
;D

 

[Keefur]

You could just as easily eat non-sentient creatures or things already dead.

... Maaaaaybe.

 

[Tyno]

No, eat his kind.

blursed comment

 

[Universe]

Universe, how are ya?

I want a belly rub

 

[Keefur]

*Repeats to himself... Furries are friends, not food*

 

[Tyno]

*Repeats to himself... Furries are friends, not food*

iiiiiits bruccy

 

[Aika the manokit]

*Repeats to himself... Furries are friends, not food*

*Angrily squeaks