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[Toby_Morpheus]

You broke my toaster!!

Fuck yo toaster.
*beams down crew to confiscate damaged Protogens*

 

[Skittles]

Fuck yo toaster.
*beams down crew to confiscate damaged Protogens*

:O -Peers up at the sky-

We are not alone...

 

[Skittles]

Aaaaand my win~

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

:O -Peers up at the sky-

We are not alone...

I mean, Protogens are a spacefaring race, so...
No. We arent.

Also. Watch out for my security officer. He likes his cattle prod a little too much.

 

[Skittles]

I mean, Protogens are a spacefaring race, so...
No. We arent.

Also. Watch out for my security officer. He likes his cattle prod a little too much.

Uhm.. Please don't let him shock me.. I'll turn into a giant fluffy tumbleweed of floof!

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Uhm.. Please don't let him shock me.. I'll turn into a giant fluffy tumbleweed of floof!

*the security officer is a sentient spherical robot with arms and legs. Waist height.*
*he pokes you in the butt*

 

[Skittles]

*the security officer is a sentient spherical robot with arms and legs. Waist height.*
*he pokes you in the butt*

-Sticks paws in the air- I SURRENDER!! Please don't shock me!!

 

[KimberVaile]

Hello folks!

 

[Skittles]

Hello folks!

Greetings!

 

[Starlight Marshmallow]

omg really?! Do they have a release date/month planned?

I don't know exactly but you can probably look it up.

 

[Universe]

Hello

 

[Starlight Marshmallow]

:3

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Hello folks!

morning :3

*the security officer is a sentient spherical robot with arms and legs. Waist height.*
*he pokes you in the butt*

-Sticks paws in the air- I SURRENDER!! Please don't shock me!!

*baseball slides in and tackles the guard*
Run Your Nuttiness!

 

[Skittles]

morning :3


*baseball slides in and tackles the guard*
Run Your Nuttiness!

Waaaaaah! -Flees- Thank you my loyal commander <3

 

[KimberVaile]

*baseball slides in and tackles the guard*
Run Your Nuttiness!

Now that's what I call a home run for residential security!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Waaaaaah! -Flees- Thank you my loyal commander <3

Eww, fleas!!!
*panics and scratches everywhere*

 

[Tazmo]

Eww, fleas!!!
*panics and scratches everywhere*

bath time for B’rof!

 

[Skittles]

-Returns with the royal pampering kit- Time to bath @Borophagus Monoclinous !!

 

[Tazmo]

-Returns with the royal pampering kit- Time to bath @Borophagus Monoclinous !!

How about we all take a bath together?

*innocent raccoon noises*

 

[Skittles]

How about we all take a bath together?

*innocent raccoon noises*

Sure~ Just don't blame me if I traumatise you all.

 

[KimberVaile]

Goodness, that's a lot of unclothed fur.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

morning :3


*baseball slides in and tackles the guard*
Run Your Nuttiness!

*The security captain literally rolls a short distance, stands up, and produces a mining laser*
When the hell did he get that?
Shit! HIT THE DIRT!
*He fires it at you in a wide, sweeping arc, tearing through the castle as the laser is designed to cut through very dense materials*

 

[Skittles]

*The security captain literally rolls a short distance, stands up, and produces a mining laser*
When the hell did he get that?
Shit! HIT THE DIRT!
*He fires it at you in a wide, sweeping arc, tearing through the castle as the laser is designed to cut through very dense materials*

Waaaaaah! -Dives behind a laundry pile-

 

[Tyno]

Hey that’s not very nice

You missed a chance to call me a clumsy cretin :V
(Wait did I actually offend you?)

 

[Skittles]

Is it safe? I have been hiding behind this laundry pile for too long now.. And.. I NEED CLOTHES!