Minerva_Minx
Explosion loving skooma cat
Ok, I take a shot at the win

Me eitherI don't get it.
Nor coffee.
Lies, any time is coffee time.
*Cues the Monty Python music*Fish slapping contest! I brought a COD! -Starts clobbering people with a giant cod specimen-
Always look on the bright side of life!*Cues the Monty Python music*
The litter box is the worst.It's kind of funny, I always wanted a cat. Now that I have one I feel reluctant about it. Not that I don't like him, just...
Cut down a mighty tree with a herring?Your fish slapping doesn't scare me!
Otter... plays... FISH!
Checkmate, scrubs V;
And that's why my cat lives outside...The litter box is the worst.
Ok I’m sure you can keep a secret*follows you in*
Ooh, what are we gonna do in the cave, big, strong, dragon boi?